The Jay Graves Report

How Kobe pulled a B-Rabbit and suckered Byron Scott out of practicin’!

"I'm angry and there's nothin' you can do about it!"

Sacha Guiltry, the famous French actor once said, “Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.” William Osler, one of the founders of John Hopkins Hospital, broke it  down like this, “The philosophies of one age have become the absurdities of the next, and the foolishness of yesterday has become the wisdom of tomorrow.” Then Alice Walker, the well-known author, put somethin’ on a boyz mind when she spit, “People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”

Well playas…Since Kobe Bryant doesn’t want to admit to this foolishness and the Lakers seem to buy in to this foolishness let’s just call it what it is bruh! Some straight up foolishness! On Monday, a day after Kobe tried to pull a B-Rabbit from the movie 8-Mile and tell boyz that he was the 200th ranked played in the NBA before we told him, this dun got a hall pass from practice. Why do you ask? Because accordin’ to Byron Scott, “he’s really angry” with himself! In the first three games this cat is shootin’ 16 of 51 (31%) from the field and 6 of 29 (20%) from behind the arc. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Lakers are the one’s that should be angry that they’re paying’ this dun $24 million to look like a Shep from the movie “Above the Rim” out there or better yet Bugaloo, with some corduroys, pimp socks, goggles and street shoes! Through 3 games Kobe is lookin’ like the cat that just got off of work that swings by the court in the projects with his work clothes on. 

He’s the old cat that runs on the court hollerin’ I got next with 49 keys clipped to his belt, with some ole beat up Timberlands and that khaki shirt on with the big name patch on it. 

He was very angry?!! Can you believe that foolishness bruh? We’re 3 freakin’ games into this season and this cat is too angry to practice. How angry is he gonna be in January when his legs start to feel like he’s in cement? The sad part about this foolishness is that he’s in the deep end of the pool with no life jacket and no life guard and he’s already got one finger in the air doin’ down for 2. By the All-Star break he’ll be foamin’ at the mouth he’ll be so delirious. 

Some cats just don’t know when to say when bruh! Kobe’s the dun that’s still sittin’ in your livin’ room 3 hours after the party’s over talkin’ about makin’ another beer run. Lakers fans should be angry that he won’t go somewhere and sit his butt down. And that’s the edited version. Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 

3) B-Rabbit: noun – character from the movie “8-Mile” played by Eminem that blasts his own flaws durin’ his freestyle to take away a boy’s ammunition. Talk about yourself so that nobody else can.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!