The Jay Graves Report

How Kevin Durant proved that he was out of touch with regular folk! “Bills & Pressure”

"Well...I guess that didn't make too much sense huh?" Photo credit: Only in Boston

It’s mind blowin’ to actually see how out of touch some of these NBA cats really are bruh. Big Momma used to always say, “If you wanna know how crazy a boy is just listen to him talk.” Well playboy, Kevin Durant opened his mouth on the ‘whole restin’ players argument’ and sounded like he’d been sniffin’ freon outside of Ole Lady Johnson’s house in his underwear.

This dun jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth when he spit, The truth about it is, it’s only for a couple of players in the league. They don’t care if the 13th man on the bench rests. It’s only for like LeBron, Steph, Harden (The Beard), Russell. It’s only for like five players. So you want a rule just for those five players?”

Where is this cat from bruh? The league is built on marketin’ the superstars not the 13th cat on the bench!!  Who cares about the Joe’s comin’ off of the bench? They’re like Beyoncé’s background singers. You hear them but you really don’t care who they are. You paid to see Queen Bey and that’s what you expect to see.

The dun goes on to say, “Players, if anything, need a mental break sometimes. And sorry, they’re human. They go through so much every single day. There are so many obligations off the court that you don’t know about. … It might not be a physical break, it might just be a reset mentally, and I get that.”

Hold up dawg, let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! A mental break? It’s called havin’ a freakin’ job bruh! When you boyz sign those contracts, you sign up for everything that comes with it playa! That means 82 regular season games, back to backs,  travel, obligations on off days etc. You took the bread now you’ve got to show up and earn it.

Kevin Durant is makin’ $26.54 million this season alone!!! Don’t tell me that a dun needs a mental break because the boyz buyin’ tickets to see these cats play doesn’t get a mental break and y’all just hit him where it hurts. In his pockets!!! He’s watchin’ every penny because he’s workin’ a real job that pays him only so much. What do you need a mental break for and your ends are “Meetin’ like the Press” on Sunday mornings with Chuck Todd. C’mon bruh! Stop with this foolishness.

Then he jumps all the way out of the ride head first as he starts talkin’ out of the side of his neck like Cameo sayin’, “I understand what the fans are saying about buying tickets and not seeing their favorite players play. On the other hand, there’s a lot of people that can’t even afford tickets to the game. So, I kind of feel sorry for you, but then I don’t when I look at it that way.  I’m looking at it as a big picture, because a lot of these people can’t afford to even come to these games and have the opportunity to come watch these players up close and live. Your parents spend hard-earned money, I understand you want to see your favorite players, but there’s some people who don’t even get a chance to watch a game live.”

What!!? This cat has lost his freakin’ mind!! Nobody’s talkin’ about the guy that can’t afford a ticket at all bruh! We’re talkin’ about the cat that you robbed in the parkin’ lot on his way to the game. When they announced that the dun he paid $400 to see isn’t playin’ tonight! Ole boy  that couldn’t afford to see LeBron, Steph or even you isn’t out of anything. Why? Because he couldn’t buy the ticket in the first place. Where you from bruh?

This is a classic example of a cat that has never been responsible for anything in his life. He lived in his momma’s house until he was 18 and then he went to college on scholarship. They paid for EVERYTHING while he was there. Then he got drafted and became a millionaire all before he was 20 years old. So he doesn’t have a clue as to what real life struggle is.

And please don’t give me the whole “well it was just he and his momma and she struggled while raisin’ him” line. Bruh…he was a kid so the struggle wasn’t on him it was on his momma. He wasn’t responsible for the lights, gas, groceries and welfare of the children. He was the recipient of his mother’s grind everyday. There was no real pressure on him to pay the bills and feed boyz.

The fact that he made these ignorant statements tells you that he’s out of touch. Next time bruh, just keep your mouth closed or say that foolishness in the locker room around some cats that may be just as out of touch as you are. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Meet the Press reference was sweet wasn’t it playa? Chuck Todd is the host of the show that comes on on Sunday mornin’.

$) Cameo: noun – 1980’s R&B group that had a hit record called “Talkin’ out of the side of your neck.”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!