The Jay Graves Report

How ESPN is playin’ you boyz for suckas with the College Football Playoff! “Game”

"If they keep fallin' for it keep feedin' them!" (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)

For years these fake media-types on ESPN have told us that the BCS was bogus and that it didn’t work. Every week all you heard was boyz sayin’ that it was gonna be Armageddon at the end of the season since 1998 but that simply wasn’t the case. Why? Because 99 percent of the time the BCS got it right. ESPN was just salty because it didn’t have control of it. I’ve been sayin’ it for years but you wouldn’t listen to me. I even wrote the Hot Joint entitled “FOUR WHAT” back in 2014 but you ignored me because I’m Ya Boy!

All we ever wanted to see in college football was No.1 play No.2 and up until 1998 we didn’t have that luxury. Remember just the year before, in 1997 before the BCS was established, No.1 Nebraska played in the Orange Bowl and a No.2 Michigan played in the Rose Bowl on New Years Day?

They both won their respective games and they were both named National Champions? Then we spent the next year arguin’ about who was better. That happened so many times before the BCS was established that I care not to remember. Again, all we ever wanted to see was No.1 play No.2 and the BCS fixed the problem.

Let me put it where the goats could get it. ESPN wasn’t gettin’ bread off of the BCS because Fox owned it. So they convinced all of you clowns that a 4 team “College Football Playoff” was the answer and you fell for it, hook, line and sinker!! The process is still the same with 13 cats behind closed doors with their own agendas tellin’ boyz who should be playin’ in the playoff. It doesn’t come down to who “deserves” to play but who the powers that be want to play. Why? Because it’s all about the bread playboy!

So we’ve been arguin’ about who should get into the Top 4 since October because ESPN owns the foolishness. They produce the dumb show for boyz to convince you that Ohio State deserved to be in the Top 4 even though they didn’t win the Big Ten and they lost to the dun that did.  If the wins and losses don’t count then why are we playin’ the games? If the wins and losses don’t count then why are we keepin’ score?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Who ended up in the National Championship game anyway? The same two cats that would have ended up there if we still had the BCS; Alabama and Clemson!!! No.1 and No.2!

They sold this foolishness to you all season long and the national semi-finals were just as much of a waste of time as they were last year when both Oklahoma and Michigan State got blasted. But since ESPN told you that it was a good idea you fell for it.

Wake up and smell the grits and cornbread bruh! ESPN is feedin’ you pumpkin pie tellin’ you that it’s Big Momma’s sweet potato pie. All of these fake media-types that can’t think for themselves spent the last month tryin’ to convince not only themselves but all of you that Ohio State deserved to be in the joint and they got out there and got the brakes beaten off of them.

If you don’t do anything else for the rest of your life. Learn how to think for yourself. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

  1. Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
  2. Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!