The Jay Graves Report

How Draymond slapped the dun that NOBODY wanted around! “Solo”

John Wooden once said, “Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books – especially the Bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day.” Buddha gave it to us like this, “The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.” Then William Shakespeare put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “This above all; to thine own self be true.” 

Well playas…one thing is for certain and two is for sure is that Draymond Green already knows that he can be an anus. And that’s the edited version! He’s as true to his own self as you can get. However, I’m cool with him bein’ an anus because you’ve got to have a dun on the team with that type of edge to win at the level he’s winnin’! Golden State doesn’t become Golden State without Draymond bruh! So on Monday at practice with Team USA  in Las Vegas when he told these fake media-types, “Being me has gotten me this far”  literally made sense to me. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Bein’ him literally cost the Warriors a championship because the dun got suspended “bein’ him” when they were up 3-1 with a boy on the ropes. Now for all of the conspiracy theorists out there that wanna holler that the Finals were rigged. It’s funny that I didn’t hear from them when they were down 3-1 to OKC in the Western Conference Finals when the dun kicked Steven Adams in the joint and the league did him a solid by NOT suspendin’ him. I’m just sayin’! However, I still respect his game because he plays with an edge and it’s no act. 

So what I wanna know is why would a boy step to him crazy in East Lansing more than two weeks ago knowin’ that he’s “Day Day from around the way” and Michigan State is his stompin’ ground?  Now for all of you cats that have been hidin’ under a rock for the past several weeks. Ole boy got arrested after slappin’ the dog snot out of a Michigan State football player at a bar. What boyz didn’t tell you was the truth. All we’ve heard was the story that ole dull TMZ told us and what the police report told us. None of that makes sense! 

These duns said that Draymond bumped into a boy the night before and then his entourage choked out this cat AND his girl! Then the next night the same dun that got choked out approached Draymond again to say “Man that wasn’t cool what you did last night” and Draymond hauled off and slapped him.

Now if you’re from anybody’s Hood, USA none of that makes an ounce of sense. First of all, a boy is not gettin’ choked out for just bumpin’ into a cat. Let’s be clear on that playa. It doesn’t go down like that. Ole boy and his girl had to have come WAAAAAY side ways at ole boy for it to get ignorant to the point of gettin’ choked!! Stop it bruh! Tell the whole story! I’m from the ghetto! It doesn’t go down like that. 

Then the followin’ night this dun tells the police that he walked up on Draymond to tell him that what he did wasn’t cool and Dae Dae just hauled off and slapped him! Bruh…where you from? First of all, a grown “A” man isn’t gonna walk up on a cat that just choked him and his girl out and say no dumb stuff like that! And that’s the REAL edited version! Not a black man anyway! Not a black football player at all!! C’mon bruh!! And football players on college campuses don’t roll solo! I was a football player and boyz ALWAYS roll deep! Even if you’re with your girl there are still ball playas in the buildin’ that would have got with Draymond and his crew for gettin’ at one of theirs. Stop it!  It would have been a freakin’ riot up in that spot with football players everywhere movin’ furniture around to get to Draymond but it didn’t go down like that. Why?  

So the fact that he was by himself the first night when he got choked out and nobody rolled up on Draymond and his crew tells you that he was on something else because even the football team ain’t messin’ with him. Then on the second night when he gets slapped and he was alone further tells you that he was the outkast cat that nobody likes or fools with. There is NO way that a teammate gets jumped and NOBODY shows up the next night to get down. Stop it! 

Lastly, not two days after the incident the school announces that ole boy will be transferring out of Michigan State! What does that mean? It’s means that he was the buster that NOBODY wants to fool with even the darn coaches! 

Dantonio tried to cover for him by sayin’ that they released him from his scholarship because he was unhappy with his playin’ time comin’ out of the spring. Well pimpin’, spring ball ended in darn April! If a boy was tryin’ to transfer he would have been gone when the semester ended in April or May. He wouldn’t still be in East Lansing agitatin’ Draymond Green at a freakin’ bar in July! So he had no plans to leave until he got his butt whooped by somebody that EVERYBODY in East Lansing respects. So he knew that he was no longer welcomed so he dipped. 

So was Draymond really bein’ an idiot or did some idiot that nobody even likes come sideways at him tryin’ to get paid and get slapped? The truth is always in the details bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

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