The Jay Graves Report

How Cam Newton has the dun from Pro Football Weekly lookin’ REAL stupid right now! “Juicy”

"Ima do this until the next dance comes out playa!"

John Kenneth Galbraith, the well-known economist, once said, “Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.” Jessica Williams, the famous actress, gave it to us like this, “It’s impossible to be perfect, and you won’t do a good job if you’re too focused on proving yourself to others.” Then Hayley Williams, the singer, songwriter and musician, put it where the goats could get it when she spit, “I tend to enjoy proving people wrong.” 

Well playas…ole Cam Newton won’t say it out loud but you know he’s thinkin’ it.That’s why he’s probably drivin’ to practice everyday bumpin’ that The Notorious B.I.G. “Juicy” joint! Why? Because the chorus keeps sayin’, “If you don’t know, now you know!”  And that’s the edited version playa!

This weekend for the first time in NFL history two Heisman Trophy winners will square off at quarterback in a playoff off game! Did you hear me bruh? The FIRST time in history and Cam is one of them. CAM NEWTON!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! While Cam was goin’ through the draft process five years ago boyz were playa hatin’ that dun like nobody’s business! But no one more than a cat from Pro Football Weekly named Nolan Nawrocki. This clown wrote an article on the positives and negatives of Cam Newton. Although he had some positives to say about his mechanics, he completely blasted the most important aspect of ole boy’z life, his character.

Check out the summary of Cam accordin’ to this dun bruh: “Very disingenuous—has a fake smile, comes off as very scripted and has a selfish, me-first makeup. Always knows where the cameras are and plays to them. Has an enormous ego with a sense of entitlement that continually invites trouble and makes him believe he is above the law—does not command respect from teammates and always will struggle to win a locker room. Only a one-year producer. Lacks accountability, focus and trustworthiness—is not punctual, seeks shortcuts, and sets a bad example. Immature and has had issues with authority. Not dependable.”

I wonder where that dun is right now? Will somebody please find him and offer him a Coke and smile or some expired Jello Pudding because his credibility is in the bottom of the ocean with the freakin Titanic. Cam Newton is killin’ these boyz in the NFL and is the leader of the 15-1 Carolina Panthers that are about to play in the NFC Championship game this weekend. For all of you simple minded individuals that means that he’s one win away from playin’ in the darn Super Bowl! And that’s the edited version.

So if Nolan the playa hata is still employed with Pro Football Weekly he should be workin’ in the freakin’ mail room with Chris Rock in Boomerang bruh! Everything that he put in his summary about Cam was personal and had no football validity. He should be ashamed of himself but I say keep bringin’ up the fact that he actually wrote that foolishness because the more you read it the more he sounds like a bonafide hater that was jealous of the kid’s ability to play the game and his natural charisma.

Stop playin’ bruh! Y’all know Cam’s got crazy swag and boyz don’t like it! That’s what I love about this kid. He knows that you don’t like him but he’s gonna be himself and keep winnin’! He’s not lookin’ for permission to be what you want him to be! He’s winnin’ doin’ it his way. Turn that joint up bruh! If you don’t know, now you know!”  Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to break it down into it’s simplest form. To put on the ground where even the dumbest cats can figure it out.

2) dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Boomerang: noun – Movie starring Eddie Murphy where Chris Rock was workin’ in the mail room bettin’ on how many women Eddie’s character “Marcus” would get.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!