William Shakespeare once said, “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? Friedrich Nietzche, the German philosopher, gave it to us like this, “It is impossible to suffer without making someone pay for it; every complaint already contains revenge.” Then Eddie Vedder, the lead vocalist for Pearl Jam, kept it simple as he spit, “The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself.”
Well playas…Cam Newton has lived on and proved to a boy that he can make $103.8 million with $60 million guaranteed! The Carolina Panthers signed ole boy to a 5 year extension payin’ him $20.76 million per year. One thing about it playa, his smile isn’t fake now. I just wanna know where ole dull Nolan Nawrocki is today? Remember he was the sports writer that completely dissed Cam before the 2011 draft.
In a column in Pro Football Weekly this is what this clown said about this kid, “Very disingenuous – has a fake smile, comes off as very scripted and has a selfish, me-first makeup. Always knows where the cameras are and plays to them. Has an enormous ego with a sense of entitlement that continually invites trouble and makes him believe he is above the law – does not command respect from teammates and will always struggle to win a locker room…Lacks accountability, focus and trustworthiness – is not punctual, seeks shortcuts and sets a bad example. Immature and has had issues with authority. Not dependable.”
Let’s keep it reel or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This playa hatin’ cat is somewhere throwin’ up, pullin’ his teeth out and puttin’ them back in upside down and hangin’ by his toe nails! When a boy writes something like that, it’s personal! Where I from that was called a dun bein’ jealous that had a microphone in his hand that was turned all the way up at the time.
How enormous is Cam’s ego today pimpin’? How entitled does he feel right now playa? How much is he strugglin’ to get respect from his teammates or anybody else for that matter Mr. “I’m blastin’ this kid because I don’t like the fact that he never admitted to takin’ the 180 stacks while bein’ recruited in college.” How much does he lack accountability, focus and trustworthiness now? Somebody is trustin’ the heck out of him right now because they threw $103.8 million his way with $60 million guaranteed. They trust him so much that he’s gonna make $67 million of it over the first 3 years of the contract bruh!
So who looks like Boo-Boo the Fool 4 years later? Cam or Nolan? Nolan’s the dun the got chased home from school when he was a kid because he always had something to say about a boy but couldn’t back it up. He was the cat in the gym locker room gettin’ his sneakers taken because he couldn’t fight. Now he’s got a job sports writin’ and figured he could take personal shots at boyz and nobody would remember his jealous hearted remarks.
Well I’m like an elephant bruh! I remember everything! Who cares that Cam has only won one playoff game. Where I’m from gettin’ paid is what counts. Anybody with a job will tell you that! He’s doin’ something that he loves to do and he’s at the top of the food chain in terms of salaries. It doesn’t get any better than that. You can’t hate on a boy for goin’ to work and bein’ trusted enough to get a raise! Not everybody is gonna win a championship. That’s just a fact of life. But I know what he CAN do at this point. He can pull 180 stacks out of his pocket and make change out of Nolan Nawrocki’s playa hatin’ butt! And that’s the edited version. However, if Cam is worth $103.8 million then Andrew Luck is worth a half billion bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playa Thesaurus:
2) Ole boy: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
3) Dun: the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
4) Boo Boo the Fool: noun – its hood for the idiot that believes anything that can always be hustled and he’s Willie Lump-Lump’s older brother.
5) Stack:noun – one thousand dollars