Grayson Allen would be cured if he played in the HOOD for 20 minutes! “Candy”

"Man I can do whatever I want out here bruh! I've got the keys to the city!"

Willie Aames, the actor, once said, “Being stubborn can be a good thing. Being stubborn can be a bad thing. It just depends on how you use it.” Ronald Reagan broke it down like playa at a pimp convention when he said, “Facts are stubborn things.” Then Anne Wojcicki, the co-founder of 23andMe, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “I’m not going to change; I’m very stubborn in this way. I am what I am.”

Well playas…only two games back from a dull one game “indefinite suspension” Grayson Allen is provin’ to boyz that he’s stubborn and that he’s who he is. On Saturday in the first half of their win over Boston College 93-82 this dun was at it again. In an effort to fight through a screen set by Boston College’s Connar Tava. Ole boy kicked back and hit the kid in the groin. There wasn’t a foul called on the play so the ACC isn’t goin’ to do anything about it. No foul. No further investigation into the foolishness.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! All Grayson Allen needs is a field trip to ANY HOOD, USA, pick one, any one, for a quick pick up game and he’ll be rehabilitated in less than 20 minutes. Why? Because the very first time he lifts his leg up somebody is goin’ to knock all of his teeth out. Then he’ll never trip, kick or swing his leg again.

What kills me is that all of these fake media-types on television on Saturday night tryin’ to justify this dun kickin’ his leg backwards to fight through a screen. These cats were reachin’ tryin’ to come up with that conclusion. They were soundin’ like the kid in the principal’s office tryin’ to get their boy out of trouble for stealin’.

“Naw Mr. Johnson Man-Man didn’t steal LaQuita’s candy! He was walkin’ next to her on the way home and his hand accidentally fell into her pocket and as he was tryin’ to get his hand out her candy got caught between his fingers. So when he pulled it out the candy was in his hands! That’s the truth! I swear on my momma that’s the truth!”  

That’s how stupid these duns sound tryin’ to defend Grayson Allen. Just send him over to the hood real quick or play some cats that’s “Bout It” and let him kick the wrong Joe! Like I wrote in the crazy Hot Joint entitled “Double Standards” when he initially got suspended for trippin’ the Elon kid after his third incident. I said that if ole boy were black he’d be labeled the biggest thug in college basketball. However, he’s white and he plays for Duke so he gets a pass.

Fair is fair bruh! I just wish that ALL players were treated fairly! No way should this kid still be on the floor after just comin’ off of suspension for doin’ the same thing. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Bout It: adjective – cats that don’t take any foolishness from anybody. You turn the volume up and they’ll shut the system off permanently.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!