The Jay Graves Report

Golden State Sprints to the NBA Finals Goin’ an Historic 12-0! “Weady”

"You ready bruh?" In my champ voice from Harlem Nights, "Wa, Weady? Sh, sh, yeah I'm Weady!"

Well playas…the Golden State Warriors have climbed the mountain and they’re sittin’ in the cut waitin’ on a boy to show his hand. On Monday night they closed out the injury riddled San Antonio Spurs 129-115 to make their third straight NBA Finals!

Everybody and their baby’s momma has been waitin’ on this foolishness to play out because the playoffs have been the worse to watch in the history of the NBA. Golden State sprinted through the West 12-0 with three straight sweeps and Cleveland finally hit a pot hole on Sunday night losin’ it’s first game of the playoffs to Boston.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Golden State and Cleveland have been so dominant that boyz just wanna hurry up and tip the Finals off. However, the games have to be played so we’re at the mercy of this foolishness.

Thanks Golden State for takin’ care of business and not runnin’ over any pot holes or hittin’ the guard rails. Thanks for keepin’ both hands on the steerin’ wheel and thanks for not textin’ and drivin’. Gettin’ to the Finals was the destination and you got there safe and sound.

Steph Curry put up 36 points on their way to Big Momma’s house as KD added a cool 29 points and 12 rebounds. Day-Day jumped out of the ride with 16 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists as Klay Thompson threw 10 in the hat for the last minute liquor run. Ian Clark came out of the bushes with 12 for good measure.

As Cleveland stubbed their toe they simply gave the Warriors additional rest. Alright bruh, let’s get this thing over with and set the table at Big Momma’s. As borin’ as the playoffs have been the Finals should be worth the wait. In my Champ voice in the movie Harlem Nights answerin’ the question are you ready, “Wa, Weady? Sh, sh, sh yeah I’m Weady!”  Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Day-Day: noun – Draymond Green

3) Come out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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