The Jay Graves Report

Golden State put that Thang on Cleveland with LeBron talkin’ Crazy! “Habits”

OAKLAND, CA - JANUARY 16: Stephen Curry #30 of the Golden State Warriors steals the ball from LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers at ORACLE Arena on January 16, 2017 in Oakland, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Everybody and their baby’s momma were sittin’ around on MLK Day waitin’ for the Cavs and Warriors to take the floor. It was the rematch of the Finals and boyz wanted to see if Golden State had what it took to finally beat these duns. Includin’ the Finals debacle a year ago, the Warriors had lost four straight with gettin’ blasted in Cleveland on Christmas day.

Well playas…Golden State not only answered the door they opened the joint swingin’ like the duns from the midwest had broken into their house and stolen Big Momma’s fake Gucci bag!! Before Cleveland could tell a boy what they were sellin’ KD and Co. unloaded the entire “can” beatin’ them to near death 126-91!! And yes playboy, its officially KD’s team now. He’s the best all-around player on the team and he shows up every night.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! That’s what LeBron gets for talkin’ reckless and crazy about this game not bein’ a rivalry. On Sunday the dun tried to say that he doesn’t see this match up as bein’ a rivalry and even after they got the brakes beaten off of them on Monday he reiterated it sayin’,

“I don’t think there’s a rivalry. It’s two great teams that have aspirations. I don’t believe I’ve ever had a rivalry in the NBA. It’s just that too many guys move and go places and change different locations. It’s totally different from the ’80s, when obviously we saw the Celtics and the Lakers go at it so much, and I don’t look at it as a rivalry.”  

What!!!? Who does this cat think that he’s foolin’? For the past two and a half seasons they’ve been the two best teams in the league. Golden State beat them in the Finals in 2015 and Cleveland won it in 2016! They’re on a collision course back to the Finals this year. Is this cat smokin’ Lucky Charms or what? It doesn’t matter that free agency exists playa. For the past two years this has been it. It’s definitely been a rivalry.

LeBron can talk himself into thinkin’ that Golden State isn’t zero’d in on him and the Cavs if he wants to. If they think that it’s a rivalry then it’s a rivalry. And on some real talk, a true rivalry is when boyz keep knockin’ each other off. Well playboy, that’s what’s happenin’. Somebody tell LeBron to look up the word rivalry and quit talkin’ crazy.

Just for soundin’ like he’s butt naked and foamin’ at the mouth Golden State put that thang on ‘um! They jumped out of the birthday cake shootin’ over 50 percent from the field and 44 percent from behind the arc. They had 37 assists as a team bruh!! 37!!!!! THAT’S NUTS!!!

Klay Thompson led the Warriors by takin’ 26 followed by KD with 21. Steph jumped in the whip with a cool 20 as Andre’ Iguodala pulled 14 out of his pockets on the way to the crib. Shaun Livingston finally admitted to 13 on the witness stand.

Ain’t a rivalry? You better start actin’ like it’s a rivalry because Golden State is all in after gettin’ in embarrassed in Cleveland last month. LeBron’s tryin’ to be dismissive of a boy and that ain’t cool to the boy gettin’ dissed. He’s tryin’ to be happy like it doesn’t exist. Well Robert Louis Stevenson once said, “The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions.” Well playas….that habit didn’t work in Oakland on MLK Day for LeBron. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle