We haven’t even started the college football season yet and the University of Florida is actin’, like my momma used to say, “A fair fool” already bruh. About two weeks ago they announced that they were suspendin’ 7 players indefinitely includin’ their leadin’ receiver, Antonio Callaway, for misusin’ university funds. These cats, all on scholarship, were goin’ into the bookstore buyin’ stuff with their school issued ID’s and then goin’ out on the street and sellin’ the items for cash.
People haven’t changed, only the times. Boyz were hustlin’ long distance callin’ cards when I was in school only to get caught. Everybody thinks that they’re smarter than the system until they get jammed up.
Now they’ve suspended their eighth player for the season opener down in Arlington against Michigan, James Robinson, for smokin’ weed in the freakin’ dorm last week. He and linebacker Ventrell Miller, one of the duns already suspended indefenitely, were gettin’ it in in the dorm when the smell spread all out into the hall. Robinson is a freshman and school just started last week. Wheredeydodatat?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They may as well do two things bruh: 1) Don’t waste their time goin’ all the way to Cowboy Stadium to get their doors blown off of on national TV and 2) Go on and send James Robinson back to Big Momma’s house or wherever he came from because he’s about to waste their time at the University of Florida.
Why? Because he’s the same cat that got charged with weed possession back in January while at Ohio State on his official recruitin’ visit. If the dun can’t stay off of the weed, on essentially his job interview. Then he shows up somewhere else after gettin’ caught screwin’ up only to get caught two weeks after startin’ the job goin’ the same thing, excuse my grammar but he ain’t gone make it bruh.
So even though Urban Meyer isn’t their anymore the University of Florida is still the University of Florida. Remember when Urban was there they were arrestin’ boyz down their like 40 goin’ north. I think he had something crazy like 27 cats arrested.
Jim McElwain seems to be strugglin’ to keep these cats in line too. But isn’t he the same dun that took a picture butt naked on a dead shark this off-season and then tried to deny that it was even him? Okay, there you go.
Granted, every school has it’s share of knuckleheads but these cats are completely outta control from the top down. Don’t waste ya time foolin’ around with the Michigan/Florida game bruh unless you’re a diehard Wolverines fan because it should get ugly real quick. Why? Because ole boy can’t keep them out of trouble long enough to coach them and he can’t figure out whether he was butt naked on a shark takin’ pictures. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!