The Jay Graves Report

Dwight Howard takes Myles Turner’s J’s and sweater in Pacers loss! “Unhance That”

"Oh, this is grown man business down here playboy!"

Isaac Asimov, the author and professor of biochemistry, once said, “It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be.” Robert Frost, the famous poet, gave it to us like this, “The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all the forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all the forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.”  Then Soren Kierkegaard, the Dutch Philosopher, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Our life always expresses the result of our dominant thoughts.”

Well playas… ole dull Buster Brown, Dwight Howard, rolled into town to teach a class and boyz just let him do whatever he wanted to do from the word go. On the openin’ tip the Young Boy, Myles Turner, was defeated because the dun didn’t even challenge the jump ball. From that point on he had pretty much given up his Jordan’s and was drowned in the big man’s baptismal pool of the NBA. The Atlanta Hawks cruised to a 96-85 win over the Pacers.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Robert Frost used the word “acquiesce” earlier bruh and some of you cats couldn’t follow that joint. To acquiesce is to submit without fight or to just let a boy take over the crib when he comes over. Like when the gangstas used to roll up on a boy on the way to school and he gives up his brand new Jordan’s without even fightin’ for them. That’s to acquiesce playboy.

Myles Turner gave up his Jordan’s and the new sweater Big Momma bought him to wear to Thanksgiving dinner. When he didn’t challenge the openin’ tip he essentially told a boy to come on in and take whatever you want and I’ll clean up the crib after you leave.

Buster Brown finished with 23 points and 20 rebounds bruh!!! Once that dun got goin’ there was no answer for him. Everybody that guarded him was givin’ up shoes and jewelry. As a team the Pacers got carjacked in the paint gettin’ out rebounded 56 to 37, outscored 48 to 34 and lost the battle for second chance points 19 to 11. They only had seven offensive rebounds all night!! To acquiesce!!! In my old school G.I. lingo, “To unhance that playa!”

Thaddeus Young led the Pacers with 24 points and 7 rebounds. Monta Ellis came through with 19 and Paul George dropped off a peach cobbler and 18 points. However, when you let a boy get loose on you like Dwight Howard did there’s nothin’ you can do. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Buster Brown: noun – I started callin’ Dwight Howard that years ago when he went dull on handlin’ the situation as to whether he was goin’ to stay or leave Orlando and how he threw Stan Van Gundy under the bus in the process.

5) G.I.: noun – Gary, Indiana

6) Unhance: verb – old school G.I. term for takin’ something out of someone’s hands, to in other words tell a boy, “You’ve got to check that in playa” or “You’ve got to give that up.”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!