The Jay Graves Report

D’Qwell Jackson’s selfishness may have cost the Colts a playoff bid! “Popped”

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Bryant H. McGill, the author, once said, “The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.” Erich Fromm, the German social psychologist, broke it down like this, “Selfish persons are incapable of loving others, but they are not capable of loving themselves either.” Then Jose Marti, the Cuban journalist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “A selfish man is a thief.”

Well playas…if a selfish man is a thief then D’Qwell Jackson may as well have ran off in the joint with a ski mask on and robbed Big Daddy’s BBQ for everything but the mild sauce. The Colts star linebacker has been suspended for the final 4 games of the season because of PED use. He won’t be able to return to the team until January 2, 2017, which is the day after the regular season ends. So boyz better hope they make the playoffs.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts were just turnin’ the freakin’ corner with a flat tire and a bad exhaust pipe. With their win over the dull Jets on Monday Night they moved into a tie for first place with both Houston and Tennessee in the AFC South.

Here’s the deal though playboy! They’ve barely climbed back into the hunt for a playoff spot and their best linebacker get’s popped for PED use. Keep in mind that he led the Colts in tackles the past three seasons. So now that he’s out of the lineup that makes it even more difficult to make the playoffs. Now, not only does Andrew Luck have to play the perfect game from here on out. He’s gotta play darn linebacker too! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Popped: verb – to get caught or arrested

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!