The Jay Graves Report

Donald Trump has given locker rooms a bad name bruh! “Level 10”

"Donald Trump just gave locker rooms around the world a bad name bruh!"

Benjamin Franklin once said, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”  Richard Cecil, the 19th century Evangelical Anglican priest, gave it to us like this, “The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant.” Then Plutarch, the ancient Greek biographer and essayist, poured out a lil’ liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, “To be ignorant of the lives of the most celebrated men of antiquity is to continue in a state of childhood all our days.”

Well playas…it looks like ole Donald Trump is actin’ like an immature child standin’ out on the playground lyin’ about sexual conquests that may or may not have happened. On Friday Donald Trump was caught on tape talkin’ not just crazy but like some crazed maniac adnmittin’ to sexual assault on women. I’m not goin’ to repeat such foolishness but this dun had the nerve to call it “Locker room banter.” And what blew me away where the amount of people that have tried to come to his defense. Locker room bruh?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What type of GROWN man uses that type of language anyway. Let’s start right there bruh. The P word? C’mon bruh! Who uses that word at all? Nobody talks like that in locker rooms or alleys! When I heard the tape I couldn’t believe that it was grown men talkin’. I’ve been in and out of locker rooms my entire life and people don’t talk like that. Even the most ignorant cats on the team don’t talk like that and they aren’t runnin’ for class president let alone THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! And who grabs women in the crouch? Sexual predators that’s who.

Then to have clowns comin’ out tryin’ to defend this dude is out right ridiculous. Again, I could care less what your political affiliation is. This cat is outta control. However, I blame the mainstream media for creatin’ this monster that’s runnin’ loose right now. You gave him a platform early on durin’ the primary season because you thought that it was funny. Now the joke has blown up in your face and now we’ve got a stark ravin’ maniac usin’ level 10 words that has admitted to bein’ a sexual predator legitimately runnin’ for president.

I heard Ben Carson the other day say that what Trump said was no different than what the rappers say. Here’s the difference bruh. The rappers or anybody with half of a brain aren’t admittin’ to sexual assault on women and they aren’t runnin’ for President of the United States. Let’s start and end right there. The American people deserve better. This guy is disgusting! I’ve got a wife, daughter, sister, nieces and friends that are women. His behavior is deplorable.

I’ve lived through the election of 8 American Presidents. Regardless of who’s been able to win the White House the other guy runnin’ had the temperament to at least be the president. For example, if John McCain had beaten Barack Obama in his first election. I would have been confident that McCain could have governed. Why? Because he and all others at least had the temperament to be president regardless of policy. This cat, Donald Trump, is not welcomed in ANY locker room in sports let alone the White House! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.