The Jay Graves Report

Dez Bryant is out of his mind hollerin’ that he’s not irresponsible! “Really bruh?”

Nov 27, 2014; Arlington, TX, USA; Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant (88) on the field before the game against the Philadelphia Eagles at AT&T Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports

One of my favorite quotes ever is from Winston Churchill when he tells a boy, “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” H.L. Mencken, the famous journalist and cultural critic, broke it down like this, “I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.” Then River Phoenix, the actor, tried to make a boy think when he said, “I try to lie as much as I can when I’m interviewed. It’s reverse psychology. I figure if you lie, they’ll print the truth.”

Well playas…Dez Bryant must be usin’ River’s logic these days. On Sunday this dun was in full denial of the notion that his 7 year career has been marked by a pattern of foolishness and constant late or missed meetings. I mean ole boy was really trippin’ that boyz  told ESPN’S Adam Schefter that he’s irresponsible and had been late to or missed between 20 to 40 meetings durin’ his career. Here’s what the dun said bruh, “We don’t even know who’s saying it. That’s the crazy part about it. I get messages from my friends, talking about, ‘It’s just crazy.’ Because it is crazy.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is Dez Bryant we’re talkin’ about right bruh? So if somebody is accusin’ him of bein’ irresponsible then all you’ve gotta do is pull up the duns history right? People that are responsible don’t all of a sudden jump out of the birthday cake and start actin’ a fool. A dun that’s irresponsible has been irresponsible for years!!!

So if we’re talkin’ about Dez Bryant that plays for the Cowboys that went to Oklahoma State. That Dez Bryant then we’re talkin’ about the same irresponsible cat that tried to lie to reporters last year about not wishin’ ill will on Seahawks Ricardo Lockett after he got knocked unconscious by Jeff Heath. Ole boy was caught on tape sayin’ “That’s what the F he gets!” I’m not trippin’ because in the heat of the game that what boyz would say but to keep lyin’ about not sayin’ it even when they slowed the tape down and it clearly shows him sayin’ it is crazy and irresponsible.

It gets worse with this dun actin’ a fool bruh. In 2015 some media-type hater named Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk happened to mention in a room full of reporters at the NFL Combine that there was rumored to be a video of Dez doin’ somethin’ that he shouldn’t have done from back in 2011.

Supposedly, Dez’s girlfriend got drug out of a Benz registered to him in a Walmart parkin’ lot. The Wal-mart “Old Otis” (security) says that the ride was left with the driver side door open and a kid’s toy on the ground. Then two cats pulled up in an Escalade registered to Dez as well. Just as the police get there a Bentley pulls up with the dun that was supposedly drug out of the ride and Dez himself.

Now old girl tells the police that it wasn’t Dez but some other cat. The dull policeman believes all of this foolishness and lets everybody go.

Let’s break down the foolishness of this event shall we. If Dez’s girlfriend is gettin’ drug out of “HIS” car anywhere bruh, she was gettin’ drug by him. I don’t know where y’all are from but Hood 101 says, “The kept can only be abused by the dun doin’ the keepin’!” Money is power playboy and NOBODY is puttin’ hands on the most powerful cat in the room’s girl. Secondly, if two boyz pull up pushin’ a whip owned by the keeper then the keeper or the kept called them to pick up the ride. If the keeper and the kept pull up to the incident shortly thereafter, they were only makin’ sure that the two flunkies that they called were followin’ directions. Irresponsible!!!

Isn’t this the same cat that beat up his own momma? Do I need to say anything else? Really? OK, I will!!! This is the same cat that the Cowboys had to assign a dun to him to make sure that he stayed out of trouble a couple of years ago. Don’t act like you don’t remember this foolishness. So my point here is this, Dez Bryant has always been irresponsible. So for a boy to holler that it’s crazy that people are sayin’ that he’s irresponsible is…well crazy. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.