DeShaun Watson must have missed the “Don’t Show Up in Enemy Territory” class while growin’ up playa. Maybe they didn’t teach that joint in Gainsville, Georgia or something. But in every hood in America you learn that joint by fourth grade. On the first day of the class they teach a boy, “Don’t make life more difficult than it already is playboy! Stay in yo lane.”
On Friday this cat had the nerve to show up in Tuscaloosa, Alabama at some Irish Pub and seemed to be surprised and shook that duns ran him out of there. He was with his girl and boyz got with him real quick when he came in. Now for all of you cats that seem to be missin’ something. Ole boy led the Clemson Tigers over the Alabama Crimson Tide 35-31 to win the NATIONAL TITLE!!!
Just in case you don’t know, the University of Alabama is in Tuscaloosa. It wasn’t like the dun decided to show up in Mobile, Montgomery or Birmingham bruh! The dun went to Tuscaloosa!!! C’mon D. Watt! You know better than that. You already know that duns in college towns, especially big time college towns have got NOTHING else to do but rep their team.
So these cats live and die this foolishness! And then you show up at a darn pub where duns are drinkin’? C’mon playa! You could have gotten the breaks beaten off of you too. Some things just don’t make sense to do. Stay in your lane. You could have gone anywhere but Tuscaloosa. That’s like a boy takin’ a GD Folks girl and then showin’ up in their territory rockin’ some VL colors. It may sound silly but folks take what they ride for seriously. Next time stay in you’re lane bruh. You’re about to be a millionaire and you can’t be makin’ dumb moves like that goin’ forward. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) GD Folks: noun Gangster Disciples street gang
3) VL: noun – Vice Lords street gang
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!