Cowboys are on one for real by not reinstatin’ Lucky Whitehead after police clear him!

"Told ya playboy! Y'all was on one too!" Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images

On Tuesday the Prince William County (Virginia) Police Department issued a statement tellin’ boyz that the dun charged with shopliftin’ on June 22 was NOT Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Lucky Whitehead as they had initially said. The person that was arrested gave ole boy’z name, date of birth and social security number.

What type of foolishness is goin’ out there bruh? This cat knew everything about Whitehead and it cost him his job. What’s crazy is that the Cowboys said straight up that they aren’t goin’ to give ole boy his job back.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They initially let him go because of the “arrest” and the additional charges that he received for not appearin’ in court. Well playas…if he was never arrested for shopliftin’ then he’s not guilty of anything right? Therefore, the Cowboys should reinstate him to the team.

A team source told ESPN’s Josina Anderson that they cut him “dealing with ability’ and they weren’t concerned with ole boy filin’ a grievance with the league. They went on to say, “Just time to improve the roster from an ability and team-culture standpoint.” 

Head coach Jason Garrett said, “that we thought it was in the best interest of the Dallas Cowboys. We’re going to stand by that decision and move forward.”

In other words, they were lookin’ for a reason to let ole boy go and even though he’s been cleared of the crime in question they don’t want him on their team. The crazy thing about it is that they’ll just say that he wasn’t good enough to make the squad this year when the Players Union comes callin’ and there’s nothin’ he can do about it.

Hopefully there is some documentation that says that they cut him because of the arrest but I doubt that very seriously. If that should fall out of the closet then he’s got a grievance that can hold water, if not it is what it is. Hopefully another team swoops him up and it’s water under the bridge. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!