The Jay Graves Report

Colts win but Andrew Luck is still bein’ tortured! “Sacks”

"These duns better protect me or else bruh!"

Khaled Hosseini, the well-known novelist, once said, “People find meaning and redemption in the most unusual human connections.” Patti Smith, the singer song-writer and poet, gave it to us like this, “The idea of redemption is always good news, even if it means sacrifice or some difficult times.” Then the O.G., Ice T, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, “Redemption just means you just make a change in your life and you try to do right, versus what you were doing, which was wrong.”

Well playas…I’m not sure if the Indianapolis Colts made a change in their lives but they did try to do right on Sunday versus the dull Chicago Bears. They picked up the tempo on offense and won the game 29-23 to improve to 2-3. This was the first time they’ve won at the crib against the Bears too. Believe that or not! Luck went to work throwin’ two touchdowns and givin’ the Bear defense 322 yards. T.Y. Hilton finished the day with 10 catches for 171 yards.

But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Andrew Luck is still gettin’ the brakes beaten off of him out there though! He was sacked 5 times!!! At some point that dun is gonna get up, strip butt naked and walk off of the field. He can’t keep takin’ that type of punishment! It’s Week 5!! He got sacked 6 times last week! The human body can only take so much. He’s gotta be protected or he’s goin’ to eventually fall apart. It’s Week 5 for cryin’ out loud!!!

Yes, they got the win but at what cost to Andrew Luck’s health? They were playin’ the dull Bears!!! He shouldn’t be gettin’ sacked 5 times against duns like them.

Now I will say that they looked good for comin’ right back from playin’ in London a week ago and not takin’ the bye. Boyz were worried about how they would be able to respond. However, they passed the test. Frank Gore passed a milestone on Sunday by eclisping Hall of Fame running back Jim Brown for 9th place on the All-Time NFL rushing list with 13,367 yards. Now that’s good stuff!

I know that he’s glad that he didn’t play his entire career with the Colts because he wouldn’t be anywhere near that mark foolin’ around with their ground game. I’ve lost count as to how many games they’ve gone as a team without surpassin’ 100 rush yards. The last time I checked it was like 53 games. Pathetic bruh! They got close on Sunday with 98. But they won the game right? Goin’ forward the key words are “Protect Andrew Luck!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!