The Jay Graves Report

Colts were butt naked and foamin’ at the mouth to get Malik Hooker! “Playmaker”

"Oh it's about to be Chris Brown in Indy's secondary bruh! "On and Poppin'!"

When you’ve got one of the worse defenses in the National Football League, a brand spankin’ new general manager and it’s draft day you’re obviously lookin’ to make a splash. Then all of a sudden in a defensive dominate talent pool the duns pickin’ ahead of you keep takin’ offensive players.

Well playas…by the time the Indianapolis Colts were on the clock they were butt naked and foamin’ at the mouth to see Ohio State’s Malik Hooker still available. Ole boy is a safety that should have been taken in the top 10!!!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts needed a safety like Prince needed high heel shoes to holler a Apollonia. Their defense was ranked 27th in the league last year and the secondary was atrocious. When Chris Ballard saw this dun droppin’ he probably wanted to turn cart wheels in the war room.

Surprisingly, there were three quarterbacks, three wide receivers and two runnin’ back taken before the Colts picked at 15th. Ole boy was still sittin’ on Big Momma’s porch waitin’ to get picked up. So the Colts swooped in like a bald eagle and got him.

Chris Ballard said, as he hollered at my mans and nem, “We talked about it in the draft room, when San Diego took (Clemson wide receiver Mike) Williams and then Kansas City moved up to take (Texas Tech quarterback Patrick) Mahomes, I started really thinking it was a possibility to have a chance to get him. There was a lot of attention for the pick but I just thought Malik was too unique. I’ve talked about this a few times, unique skill sets, unique athletes, unique players that make plays, that’s what we need to keep adding to our team right now, especially on defense right now.

Well if they were lookin’ for unique skill set then they got him bruh. Ole boy is a beast at safety at 6’2″ 205! Cats were already comparin’ him to Ed Reed because of his ability to make plays. He had seven interceptions last season takin’ three of them to the house. So if he’s half as good as advertised then the Colts struck pay dirt with their first pick. Now I’ll take a wait and see approach with the whole Ed Reed foolishness because he hasn’t played a freakin’ down in the NFL yet and Ed Reed was a Hall of Famer.

Now they’ve got to stay the course and keep lookin’ for defensive talent in this draft. Don’t get too funky and over think the joint. Stay on the defensive side of the ball. Don’t run out and get another runnin’ back or something stupid like that. Just keep buildin’ a strong defense and boyz will be cool. I’m lookin’ forward to see what they’ll do in rounds 2 and 3 on Friday and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!