In my Bernie Mac voice, “Notin’! Notin’!!!” is what the Indianapolis Colts (3-11) have given the fans to watch this year bruh. Absolutely nothin’! On Thursday night we were treated to nothin’ for the second time in four days when they hosted the sorry Denver Broncos (5-10) and loss 25-13 on Thursday Night Football.
Yeah…and I get that when they put the schedule together they both looked good on paper but it was torture havin’ to sit through four quarters of that.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The best part about the game was that the 2017 Class 6A State Champs, the Ben Davis Giants, were on NFL Network runnin’ routes and helpin’ the guys on the show like Michael Irvin. Can you imagine bein’ a high school ball player gettin’ the chance to do that? That’s good stuff!!
Oh and don’t let me forget, the Colts uniforms were NUTS!!! That all blue was spicy playboy!! They need to rock that all of the time. At least it would keep a boy interested for a quarter or two.
Duns were gettin’ hurt for a worthless cause on Thursday night too. Colts tight end Brandon Williams got blasted on a punt by Denver’s Deiontrez Mont on what appeared to be a helmet to helmet hit. Ole boy was carted off of the field strapped to a backboard although it was confirmed that he did have movement in his extremities.
The Colts once again blew a 10-0 lead early in the ball game and could only score another 3 points in the second half. They couldn’t run the football at all with Frank Gore leadin’ the way with only 31 yards on 10 carries. Jacoby Brissett was runnin’ for his life again and managed 18 yards while Marlon Mack could only muster 14 on 6 carries. As a team they finished with 70 yards rushin’ and a mere 158 yards in the air.
Why wait to listen to the Chuck Pagano post-game presser bruh. You already know what it is. “We’ve got to get better!” and My bad.” Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!