The Jay Graves Report

Colts same mess as a year ago but Irsay’s sleepin’ through it! “Wake Up”

Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck (12) is sacked by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense during an NFL football game at Wembley stadium in London, Sunday Oct. 2, 2016. (AP Photo/Tim Ireland)

Dean Kamen, the entrepreneur and inventor, once said, “I do not want to waste any time. And if you are not working on important things, you are wasting time.” Benjamin Franklin gave it to us like this, “If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality.” Then Helen Mirren, the English actor, pushed a boy’z checkers off of the table in the barber shop when she spit, “There’s no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time.”

Well playas….if you’re watchin’ the Indianapolis Colts this season you’re simply wastin’ your time bruh! I told you boyz at the beginnin’ of the season that the problems that haunted these duns last year are still in the buildin’ and until they are addressed IT’S GONE BE DULL!!! This week they flew all the way to London to stink up the joint early only to pull the fire alarm and try to get back into the joint at the end. It was too late and they lost to the dull Jacksonville Jaguars 30-27.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! As long as Andrew Luck is runnin’ for his life IT’S GONE BE DULL!!! He got mutilated last season because the offensive line was a mess led by still a mess, Anthony Castonzo! That dun is makin’ a fortune and can’t keep flies off of the picnic table with a bottle of raid and a fly swatter.

Luck was sacked 6 times on Sunday bruh and two of those miscues were Castonzo day dreamin’!!

Listen bruh!! Football is the ultimate team sport. You can’t expect for your franchise quarterback, and I don’t care how much bread you’re payin’ him, to make plays when he’s runnin’ for his life on darn near every play. You’re askin’ him to do the impossible.

And don’t give me the excuse that the majority of the Colts offensive line are rookies! Who’s fault is that bruh? The dun that went out and bought the groceries in the offseason? The dun that couldn’t get along with the head coach all last season? Did ANYBODY expect for this to get any better because they kissed and made up to save their jobs?

Irsay!!! Wake up bruh!! This ain’t workin’!!! While you’re tryin’ to keep your boy around in the front office you’re goin’ to get Andrew Luck destroyed out here.

And yes I saw where all 11 defensive starters played on Sunday but they looked a hot mess too. No protection for Luck and no defense is a problem. But you know what’s really a problem? Duns that have bought season tickets that have to sit through this foolishness. I just hope Luck can survive without gettin’ seriously injured. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Oh, did I mention that the Colts failed to rush for a 100 again today? So that makes like 53 straight games right? DULL!!!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.