Colts push Vontae Davis out of the ride like Ole Eddie Kane Jr.! “Three Sides”

Vontae Davis cut by the Colts. Photo: Yahoo Sports

The old timers always said, “There are three sides to every story and somewhere in the middle there’s the truth.” Well playboy…the only truth that matters today is that the Colts have kicked Vontae Davis out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr.! That we do know.

Ole boy was hollerin’ that he wasn’t playin’ because he had a groin injury that now needs surgery and the Colts say they knew nothin’ about that foolishness. He wasn’t playin’ because of his productivity. So on Thursday Chuck Pagano got on the mic and spit this:

“Every decision that we make, that I make, is based on two things — that’s what’s best for the football team and what gives us the best chance to win. This isn’t about one guy. Nobody is bigger than the team and it starts with me. I’m not. Nobody is. Only thing that matters is the football team and winning. We love Vontae. I love Vontae. I’m grateful for the contributions that he’s made over the last six years. We’ve been together for a long time. He’s done a lot of great things for us. We’re putting this to bed. We’re not going to talk about this anymore. We’re not going to answer any more questions about it. … We wish Vontae nothing but the best moving forward. It’s Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts are already losin’ bruh and they don’t need to be foolin’ around with Vontae Davis. Accordin’ to my mans and nem they’ve been tryin’ to trade the dun with no luck and they weren’t lookin’ to re-sign him after this season anyway. So they pulled over, dropped him off at Big Momma’s house and kept it movin’.

At the end of the day it comes down to productivity. If ole boy was ballin’ he’d still be there. If he were hurt and still one of the best corners on the team he’d still be there. So that should answer any and all questions as to why Vontae is at Big Momma’s today.

There’s no need to try to figure this foolishness out. It is what it is. If somebody picks him up right away then we’ll know that the dun wasn’t hurt. If he’s still sittin’ and he’s havin’ surgery next week then we’ll know that he wasn’t on somethin’ else. It’s simple but at this point the Colts are drivin’ on without him. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!