The Jay Graves Report

Colts prepare for off-season with big win over Vikings! “Too Late”

"Just keep me upright for the next two games playa!"

Alexander Hamilton once said, “I never expect to see a perfect work from an imperfect man.” Vince Lombardi put his square out and simply said, “Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect.” Then Winston Churchill put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

Well playas…the Indianapolis Colts finally figured out how to play the perfect game but they’re a day late and a dollar short. Why? Because both the Texans and the Titans won on Sunday. So that means that they’re still out of playoff contention sittin’ third in the AFC South behind both of those duns. But they looked good anyway showin’ up in Minnesota literally beatin’ the brakes off of the Vikings 34-6.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If these boyz would have figured out how to play like this in Week 3 or 4 they’d be in first place in the AFC South by now instead of bein’ a dull 7-7 in third place.

I still can’t believe that they went to work on the second best defense in the league in yards and points allowed. They manhandled them for four quarters. They didn’t turn the ball over nor did they give up a sack. Wheredeydodatat?

Andrew Luck finished the day 21 of 28 for 250 yards and two touchdowns. As a team the Colts rushed for 161 yards with Frank Gore goin’ over the century mark for 101 yards on 26 carries.

Either the Colts learned how to play some serious football this week or the Vikings slept on a boy and just got caught sleepin’ at the light. On some real talk, I’ve gotta believe that the Vikings just got caught sleepin’.

At least Colts fans had something to cheer about this week. They won’t make the dull playoffs but at least Andrew Luck stayed upright and healthy headin’ into the off-season. There are two games left and a boy needs to make it to the finish line without gettin’ banged up. This season’s a wrap and everybody watchin’ this foolishness should come to grips with the fact that it ain’t gonna happen this year playa.

Get the $140 million whip into the garage and lock the door for the off-season and we’ll try it again next year. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.