Let me see a show of hands of all of the duns that remotely think Andrew Luck is goin’ to touch the field in 2017 bruh. Boyz over at 56th street can run game all they want but until Andrew Luck picks up a helmet and a football I’m puttin’ my money on him standin’ around smellin’ like some old school Brute wearin’ a pair of Stacy Adams knobs all season.
The Colts finally announced that ole boy wasn’t goin’ to play Week 1 against the Rams like anybody with an esophagus, nipples on their chest and spit in their mouths thought he was goin’ to suit up. The dun hasn’t practiced on the field with his teammates since Week 17 of last year.
However, they drug everybody around by the nose tryin’ to act like there was hope that Luck would pull up and jump out of the ride and say “I’m Wa-Weady” like the champ in the movie Harlem Nights. Why would anybody think that he’d remotely have a chance at playin’ Week 1 or Week 6 for that matter?
It’s a freakin’ circus over at 56th street tryin’ to hide this foolishness. The reality is, they’ve got to get in the car with Scott Tolzien to start the season. They acquired quarterback Jacoby Brissett over the weekend from New England in exchange of former first found pick wide receiver Phillip Dorsett. Why bruh?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Jacoby Brissett is six in one hand and half a dozen in the other relative to Stephen Morris. Now you’ve got a quarterback sittin’ behind the starter, that’s suspect already, that doesn’t know the playbook goin’ into Week 1. That’s a problem.
It goes from bad to worse and the sad part about it is that boyz aren’t willin’ to keep it real and just say it’s about to be dull around this piece in 2017. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!