The Jay Graves Report

Colts made it “Do What It Do” against the Packers! “Ray”

"Aight now! We may be on to something!"

Ted Nugent, the singer, once said, “I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.” Seth Godin, the famous author, gave it us like this, “I think the most productive thing to do during times of change is to be your best self, not the best version of someone else.” Then Warren Buffett fell off in the joint spittin’ fire when he said, “Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.”

Well playas…Andrew Luck isn’t in a position to change boats so he’s gotta patch the leaks and keep it movin’. So on Sunday he showed up in Green Bay with the worst offensive line known to man ready to do work. He finished the day goin’ 23 of 36 for 281 yards, one touchdown and 2 dull picks in a 31-26 win over the Packers.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! At this point boyz are lookin’ to win by any means necessary bruh like Malcolm X! It doesn’t matter that the O-line sucks and can’t protect a boy. It doesn’t matter that Luck is so nervous out there that he throws the ball away because he’s worried about the next big hit on him. It doesn’t matter that at times the defensive secondary can’t cover a cup at a picnic. It doesn’t matter that from time to time boyz just simply drop wide open passes. It doesn’t matter that cats will hold and draw penalties like they’re still playin’ in Pop Warner.

None of that matters right now bruh. All that matters is that they show up and figure out how to win football games. Well on Sunday in the most storied of all stadiums in the NFL they jumped all over Green Bay initially only to have to hold on to win the joint .

On the openin’ kick off Jordan Todman took that joint 99 yards to the house to set the tone early. The Colts had come to play.

Luck threw two dull picks early before settlin’ down to have a productive afternoon. He found nine different receivers on the day with T.Y. Hilton holdin’ it down as bein’ the most productive with 6 catches for 82 yards. Done Moncrief is gettin’ back into the groove with 3 catches for 55 yards.

If every man owns his responsibility for the foolishness that has gone on up to this point I believe that they can turn it around. But there can’t be any finger pointin’ when boyz mess up. Because then it can be dull. And it’s already been dull bruh. In my Ray Charles voice they had to “Make it do what it do baby!”

They’ve got a bye next week so boyz have an opportunity to get healthy before havin’ to fool with Tennessee in two weeks. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Fell off on the joint: verb phrase – to make yourself present. You could have been the whole time but no one knew that you were there.