The Jay Graves Report

Colts Keep Pagano but still lookin’ at him with the stink eye! “Nobody Else?”

"Now will y'all please leave me alone so I can go on vacation!" (AP Photo/R Brent Smith)

After five days of speculation and foolishness Jim Irsay decides to keep Chuck Pagano as the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts! Well…at least for an additional year. It’s been quiet around the complex on 56th Street but it looks like ole boy survives to see another year.

Yeah, we all know that he just signed an extension after last season when everybody thought that he was about to get pushed out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr. However, this season was so bad that boyz assumed Irsay was willin’ to eat that payoff bread and keep it movin’!

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He probably was willin’ to eat it but he couldn’t find a dun to take Pagano’s place so he kept him. Just like he did last year.

In my opinion Pagano isn’t necessarily the problem playboy! The problem is the dun buyin’ the groceries and that’s Ryan Grigson. Until the person buyin’ the food gets a grasp of what the chef needs to cook with it’s goin’ to continue to be a problem. Pagano’s not a bad coach bruh! He’s 49-31 with the Colts. If you fire the dun! Who are you goin’ to go get? Exactly! That’s why he’s still sittin’ in his office on 56th knowin’ everybody is walkin’ past his door givin’ him the stink eye.

Let’s just hope Grigson doesn’t blow this draft and get Andrew Luck the help that he needs to A) Stay healthy and B) win ball games! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!