The Jay Graves Report

Colts hire Chris Ballard as their General Manager! “Sleep Deprived”

"Huh, you want me to got to work tonight bruh?"

After a little more than a week ole Jim Irsay finally pulled the trigger and hired a general manager! He interviewed six cats and here you go. On Sunday evenin’ the team announced the hirin’ of Chris Ballard as their guy.  Ole boy comes to the Colts from the Kansas City Chiefs! He’s been a scout and player personnel man for them since 2013. He was with the Chicago Bears for 12 years before joinin’ the Chiefs.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Now we’ve got to sit in the cut and see if this dun can get the job done. This is his first stop as a general manager. Everybody’s got start somewhere right? He’s got his hands full with puttin’ a team together that can compete in the AFC like yesterday!!!

First things first, I poppy… hold up dawg that’s that Biggie! First things first, he’s got to protect that $140 million Bugatti with the No.12 on the license plate that’s been parked in the projects with no locks on the doors for the past two seasons. How bout we get that joint a garage or better yet get it out of the projects?

In other words, get that dun an offensive line that will keep him upright and freakin’ conscious. We already know that the defense needs work. So how bout you give Ballard the keys to the office tonight so they he can startin’ sleepin’ in the buildin’. Outside of the press conference on Monday afternoon I don’t wanna see that dun until the day of the draft  lookin’ sleep deprived. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk! 


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