The Jay Graves Report

Colts get to gamble by signin’ Ken Griffey Jr’s kid, Trey, after a stellar draft! “Whatever Dawg”

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Now that the NFL Draft has come to an end the Colts figured that they’d gamble on some free agents now. Why? Because it doesn’t cost a boy a dime to let a dun try out. So to add to the kicks and giggles they signed Ken Griffey Jr’s kid, Trey. He’s got skillz but didn’t have a lot of receptions at Arizona last season.

The dun only had 23 receptions but he put up 382 yards! That’s 16 yards per catch bruh! He only had two touchdowns though. His best collegiate season came in 2014 when he had 31 catches for 405 yards. Can he make the squad? I’m not sure, but it won’t cost the Colts a dime relatively speakin’ to find out.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Chris Ballard can sign Ned the Whino, the Brown Hornet and Chachi from Happy Days to free agent contracts for all the Colts fans care after the great job he did in logically draftin’ players this week.

Ole boy did an excellent job of stayin’ with defensive players with 6 of the 8 players drafted. They swooped up safety Malik Hooker out of Ohio State with their first pick at No.15. Then on to the second round they got CB Quincy Wilson from Florida. In the third round defensive end Tarell Basham was waitin’ to eat some of Big Momma’s cookin’.

In the fourth round they had three picks!! They locked down offensive tackle Zach Banner from USC! Smart move again because Andrew Luck has been runnin’ for his life for the past two seasons. Then they grabbed RB Marlon Mack out of South Florida. Okay, I didn’t trip because a young horse at a cheap price wasn’t that big of a gamble. But Ballard did get on the edge with two straight offensive players.Then he redeemed himself in the 5th round by takin’ CB Nate Hairston from Temple and then ILB Anthony Walker Jr. from Northwestern.

So with that type of draft Ballard has the leverage to take chances with free agency. Maybe Griffey can work out but if he doesn’t there’s no skin off of anybody’s back. They’ve already got T.Y. Hilton, Donte Moncrief and Phillip Dorsett at wide out. Now I will say that Dorsett hasn’t lived up to expectations but I’ll give the dun a little more time before I’m ready to Eddie Kane Jr. him.

Go head on Chris Ballard wit ya bad self and make it do what it do. Boyz around here just want to see a competitive team in the fall. So whatever dawg!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”