The Jay Graves Report

Colts fans upset with the Patriots are mad at the wrong cats! “Ice Cream”

"Man they always win!"

I’m blown away by the amount of Colts fans in Indianapolis and the surroundin’ area today that are bummed out because the Patriots won the Super Bowl on Sunday night! Boyz are actually upset about this foolishness bruh!! Everywhere I’ve gone today boyz are actually mad that Tom Brady and Co. went to work on the dull Falcons erasing a 25 point deficit to win the joint 34-28 in the Super Bowl’s first ever overtime game.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The duns they need to be mad at is the dull Atlanta Falcons for actually wettin’ the bed and watchin’ the ice cream melt all over the darn table. The Patriots didn’t win that game bruh! The Falcons actually lost it!! They left the refrigerator door open and watched all of the food spoil. They left the keys in the brand new Bugatti sittin’ in the project runnin’ with a sign on that said “Take me I’m yours!”

They jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked on a boy and went up 21-0 in the first half and got complacent. You already know that when they went into the half up like some monsters they started plannin’ the after-set at Lil’ Bo Bo’s crib!!!

“This joint is over son!! After Lady GaGa finishes doin’ her thing we’ll run back out there for the formality of it all and then we’re headin’ to Bo Bo’s!!! You already know!!”  

 They went back out there, got punched in the mouth, lost a tooth and couldn’t see straight the rest of the game. So don’t get mad at Tom Brady and Co. Naw playa…go down there and holler at Arthur Blank’s boyz for ruinin’ Big Momma’s mattress in front of 133 million people. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!