The Jay Graves Report

Colts avoid goin’ out like some suckas and beats Jacksonville! “Sittin’ in the Cut”

"Move!! Get out the way! Get out the way!"

With the Colts bein’ eliminated from the post-season and gettin’ the brakes beaten off of them in the first half verses dull Jacksonville 17-0. I was ready to pull my small intestine out and strangle myself watchin’ that foolishness. Nothin’ to play for bruh and it showed!!

Then just before the break they connected on a field goal to go into halftime down 17-3! Somebody must have brought Big Momma to the locker room to curse everybody out includin’ Chuck Pagano.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Just because you’re not goin’ to the post-season doesn’t mean that you have to go out like a sucka!! So Andrew Luck did work and finished with 321 yards, 2 touchdowns and 1 dull pick! With 9 seconds left on the clock he threw a 1 yard touchdown pass to Jack Doyle to secure a Colts win and an 8-8 record to avoid a losin’ season for the first time since 2011.

He finished the season with 4,000 yards for the third time in his four year career. He’s puttin’ in work and he could do even more if they could keep the dun upright. They’ve got a $140 million Bugatti parked outside in the projects with no locks or alarm on it with the keys sittin’ on the front seat. That has to be a point of emphasis this off-season. Either address the issues with the current duns paid to protect him or get some new ones. Either way it’s got to be fixed.

Frank Gore went out like a beast eclispin’ the 1,000 yard mark becomin’ only the fourth player in NFL history to do that at age 33 or older. He’s also the oldest cat to do it since John Riggins  in 1984 at age 35!! He’s the first Colt to hit that mark since Joseph Addai in 2007!! Now that’s pathetic!! Since 2007 bruh? That means that the offensive line really needs to be addressed.

Props to the big homie, Robert Mathis, on bein’ able to go out a winner in his last game!! Ole boy announced his retirement just a couple of days ago.

Now we’ve all gotta sit in the cut and wait to see what’s goin’ to happen with Chuck Pagano and ole dull Ryan Grigson. They both slipped through the cracks last off-season but I doubt they both will be as lucky this year. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.