The Jay Graves Report

Colts at least resemble a football team in a loss to Bengals bruh! “Upright”

C'mon bruh!! This is gettin' to be stupid! Photo: AP Photo/Frank Victores

Boyz have been sittin’ around all season waitin’ for the Colts to just play a half way decent game and they finally got it, in a dull loss. On Sunday they ran over to Cincinnati and looked like they at least practiced together for once but fell short 24-23 to the dull Bengals.

How can I say that they looked decent when they loss the freakin’ game? Because they’ve been lookin’ like hot garbage gettin’ their quarterback killed out there. They gave up 10 sacks a week ago against the dull Jaguars and made Blake Bortles look like a freakin’ Hall of Famer.

So to put up 23 points on the road and keep Jacoby Brissett upright was at least a move in the right direction.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If you’ve been watchin’ these duns all season you’ve become numb to losses like this. You expect for Chuck Pagano to come to the post-game with a mouth full of excuses, “It’s my fault. It’s on me. We gotta play better etc. etc. etc.

Yes, they played better but statistically they shouldn’t have loss that darn game. They led in every statistical category except for passin’ yards and that was only by 2 yards. They led in first downs, total plays, 3rd down efficiency, rushin’ and time of possession. However, the lone interception thrown by Brissett was the dagger that killed them with 6:58 remainin’.

At least they were competitive on the road and didn’t get Brissett banged up. Hey man I’m reachin’ okay! I’m tryin’ to keep my self interested in this foolishness too. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!