The Jay Graves Report

(Video) College Football Weekly Recap: Week 2!

Tennessee quarterback Joshua Dobbs (11) passes as Virginia Tech defensive end Ken Ekanem (4) gets past Tennessee offensive lineman Jashon Robertson (75) during the first half of an NCAA college football game at Bristol Motor Speedway on Saturday, Sept. 10, 2016, in Bristol, Tenn. (AP Photo/Wade Payne)

Week 2 of the college football season was dull bruh! No ifs, ands or buts about. This is the weekend that duns are playin’ cup cakes to prepare for conference play. So I get it. As a result I went 5-0. No braggin’ because I’d have been an idiot to miss on any of these games. Therefore, after 2 weeks I’m 9-1!

Winner in bold

  1. Wofford 13 vs. No.19 Ole Miss 38 (L)
  2. Florida Atlantic 10 vs. No.25 Miami 25 (L)
  3. UTEP 7 vs. No.11 Texas 41 (L)
  4. Jacksonville State 13 vs. No.21 LSU 34 (L)
  5. Virginia Tech 24 vs. No.17 Tennessee 45 (L)

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

2) Spit: verb – to say

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.