The Jay Graves Report

Clemson does the IMPOSSIBLE in the 4th Quarter to win the Ship! “NUTS!”

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Arnold Schwarzenegger once said, “Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.” Paul Bear Bryant gave it to us like this, “Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.” Then Denis Waitley pushed all of the dominoes off of the table when he spit, “Success is almost totally dependent upon drive and persistence. The extra energy required to make another effort or try another approach is the secret of winning.”

Well playas…the Clemson Tigers made another effort and tried another approach in Tampa on Monday night after losin’ a heart breaker in Arizona last year to Alabama in the title game. This time they wouldn’t be denied as they walked out of the joint with a 35-31 victory to claim their first National Championship since 1981.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Bama had these boyz shook in the first quarter. They jumped out of the ride on them and went up 14-0. DeShawn Watson (D. Wat) took a serious blow to the head early on and so did his No.1 receiver Mike Williams. Williams was so shook that he had to sit down for minute and figure out who his momma was and how he got to the game bruh.

Clemson finally gathered themselves and was able to go into the break down 14-7.

Everybody and their baby’s momma, includin’ me, figured that with Steve Sarkisian callin’ plays for Bama for the first time in a game situation that it was goin’ to be dull. However, as a matter of fact, ole boy called a great game and Jalen Hurts went to work. He put up 161 yards and a touchdown in the air and another 63 and a TD on the ground. That’s about what he does to errbody. They scored 31 points on an excellent Clemson defense. Surely enough to win playa.

Bruh…they were up 24-14 goin’ into the fourth quarter!!! What does that mean? Bama was 97-0 under Nick Saban when up by 10 points or more startin’ the fourth quarter. Ole dull Sarkisian had taken them to the promised land by puttin’ up 24 points in three quarters. So you can’t put the loss on him.

“We got it down playa!”

The Bama defense gave up 21 points in the fourth quarter!! Or should I more appropriately say, D. Wat and Co. went to work on the best defense in the country. Before this ball game boyz were talkin’ about this Crimson Tide defense bein’ the best in the history of the game. I saw a stat last week that said that if Alabama’s offense hadn’t scored a single point all season they would have gone 6-8!!! That’s nuts!!

I say all of that to say, D. Wat leadin’ these boyz to 21 points down the stretch was no joke and it had nothn’ to do with Sark callin’ plays!! He finished with 420 yards in the air and 3 touchdowns and another 43 yards on the ground and a touchdown. We can safely say that he destroyed Alabama’s defense?

Give props to Clemson for knockin’ these boyz off at their best. Bama is a dynasty right now and to beat them while they’re rollin’ is simply UNBELIEVABLE! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Ride: noun – car

5) errbody: pronoun – hood country for the word “everybody”

 The caption under the 1st photo is REAL talk! However, the caption under the 2nd photo isn’t real but it’s real talk! 

 

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