The Jay Graves Report

Clemson beats the brakes off of Ohio State for false flaggin’! “Affiliated”

"Next time stay in your lane playa! This is reserved for the best teams in America. Not for the duns that the media wants to see!"

Darn near every fake media-type in the business tried to convince the world that Ohio State “deserved” to be in the Top 4! They were so good at the sales job that the duns in the barber shops and in the streets believed it too. It seemed like I was the only cat breathin’ that kept sayin’, “How in THEE world can you put Ohio State in the playoff and they didn’t even win their conference? And by the way playboy, they lost the head to head with the dun that actually won the conference!”

So as boyz settled down to watch this foolishness they had me doubtin’ myself! Even though Ohio State didn’t deserve to be there I thought that they would show up and beat Clemson. But like Big Momma always says, “Go with your first thought baby.” Clemson got out there and beat the brakes off of the Buckeyes on NATIONAL TELEVISION 31-0!!!

Ralph Peters, the retired Army lieutenant colonel and author, once said, “We will not be beaten. But we may be shamed and embarrassed on a needlessly long road to victory.” Well playas…I don’t know what that dun was talkin’ about but Ohio State was definitely beaten, shamed and embarrassed to the point where they ran off of the field with their tails between their legs.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody in the darn state of Ohio knows that Ohio State shouldn’t have been there. They didn’t even play for the Big Ten title!!! They lost to Penn State heads up!! So how do you justify walkin’ into the VIP when you ain’t VIP!!

Clemson reminded them real quick that they weren’t ready. They dug off into the Buckeyes so bad that Big Momma was callin’ the sideline to stop the game. “That’s enough! Don’t do my baby like that! Stop it!” 

Like I said in multiple Hot Joints back in November was that if Penn State were Penn State of 30 years ago with Joe Paterno walkin’ the sidelines they would have gotten in. However, because they were the new Penn State with no reputation with a new head coach these fake media-types dissed them and that was foul. It’s about who deserves to play for a national title not about who you want to see play for one. So you got what you wanted and it was a complete waste of time for EVERYBODY.

One thing you can’t front on is talent playboy. Clemson was better than Ohio State in EVERY position all the way down to the darn water boy. And that’s the edited version.

The next time when somebody wants to just let you into the VIP when you know your bread isn’t up to standards Ohio State, stay at home. You’ll keep from gettin’ embarrassed! In the hood it’s called false flaggin’. Everybody wants to be affiliated with something. So every now and then you get a boy crazy enough to throw up gang signs of a gang that he isn’t a member of. Why?  Because he wants to be down so bad it’s killin’ him. Then all it takes is for him to get caught in the street with his hands in the air and his momma doesn’t recognize him 20 minutes later. That was Ohio State in Phoenix on Saturday night. Got caught in the wrong neighborhood throwin’ up the wrong signs and now they need dental records to identify them. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!