Chris Simms COMPLETELY throws Texas under the bus on Dan Patrick’s show! “No Loyalty bruh!”

"I got mine you get yours playa!" Photo: AP Photo/Harry Cabluck

Boyz can talk about the hood all they want and they can look down their noses at it everyday of the week. But I’ll go to my grave tellin’ them that bein’ from the hood is the best place in the world to be from. Why? Because if you can survive there you can make it anywhere in the world under any circumstances. There’s one thing that you learn on the first day of kindergarten there and that’s loyalty. If you don’t learn that simple concept at freakin’ 5 years old it can make for a long and hard life playa. Keep yo mouth closed and ride with the people that ride with you.

On Friday former Texas quarterback and now NBC Sports commentator, Chris Simms, proved that he never had to learn that concept growin’ up because the dun got on a national radio show and completely threw the University of Texas under the bus, backed up and rolled over them again.

He told Dan Patrick that he received $100 handshakes durin’ his time in Austin. But the dun tried to justify that it wasn’t a big deal because the main boosters weren’t doin’ it. It was just the random cats that you never really knew who they were that were rollin’ up givin’ boyz money. Then he goes on to say that it’s happenin’ everywhere like that keeps the NCAA from knockin’ on boy’z door’s. Listen to this foolishness comin’ out of his mouth bruh:

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby’s momma knows that players are gettin’ bread on every college campus that has an athletic department, even the NCAA!!! However, they can’t prove it until some fool admits that it’s happenin’. So to get on a national radio show and tell it, tells me what I already knew, is that Chris Sims grew up rich and never learned the concept of loyalty. I’m not talkin’ about some ole fake loyalty when you’re on a team for 3 or 4 years and boyz lie to you and tell you that you’re family, loyalty.

I’m talkin’ about real live 100 percent life and death loyalty. Loyalty that keeps a boy off of you loyalty. I’m talkin’ about we all gone die with this information loyalty. Chris Simms knows nothin’ about that type of loyalty son.

He’s got his so screw the current players at Texas and the kids that are bein’ recruited by the Longhorns right now. Just screw all of them right? Because you’ve gone through the program, got a few NFL checks and now have a job with NBC. So forget everybody else. Forget about the duns that are sendin’ those $100 handshakes back home to Big Momma that’s got four other kids that she’s strugglin’ with. Forget the dun that’s helpin’ to buy his baby sister’s school clothes etc. Boyz tend not to understand that there are some cats on college campuses that showed up with everything that they own in garbage bags bruh.

I know boyz wanna look at me sideways for keepin’ it 100 but it is what it is. Chris Simms may as well have thrown a brick through Texas’ front window and a malakoff cocktail in right after it. It’s a darn shame that duns don’t care about the next generation of players. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!