The Jay Graves Report

Celtics role players bail Isaiah Thomas out to go up 3-2 on Wizards!

"We got you homeboy!" Photo: Sporting News

After gettin’ the brakes beaten off of them in Games 3 and 4 in Washington the Boston Celtics were glad to get back to the crib for Game 5! Boyz seemed to have figured out Isaiah Thomas so somebody else had to step up. Well playas…that’s why they call it TEAM basketball. With boyz double and triple teamin’ the little guy, Avery Bradley went to work them scorin’ a postseason career high of 29 points to lead the Celtics to a 123-101 win to go up 3-2 in the series.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Somebody had to show up bruh because the Wizards have Thomas’ number at this point. Through the first two ball games ole boy was averagin’ 43 points!! In Games 3 and 4 only 16. They’ve figured out that all they need to do is lean on that dun and push his little butt around. However, they weren’t expectin’ for Bradley to go to work like that. Al Horford also put up 19 points to keep a boy honest. The key to Boston advancin’ is to get production out of their supportin’ cast because Isaiah isn’t goin’ to go nuts again in these playoffs.

Why? Because he told the world in the Game 4 post-game press conference that he didn’t like bein’ pushed around and grabbed. So guess what playa? Boyz are goin’ to push him around and grab him for the rest of the playoffs.

Boyz have the 411 on him and it’s a wrap. So look for duns like Bradley, Horford and Crowder to carry these boyz “IF” they’ve got any chance of advancin’ to the Eastern Conference Finals. Unfortunately, they’ve got to run into that Philistine and his homeboyz that have been restin’ for more than a week. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!