The Jay Graves Report

Celtics finally draw blood as LeBron looks terrible! “Breathin'”

"You thought we would just quit bruh? Not tonight fella!" Photo: AP / Tony Dejak

When everybody and their Uncle Leroy had already embalmed the Celtics, put the make up on them and laid them in the casket they decided not to die. After gettin’ the brakes beaten off of them in the first two games of this series and gettin’ drug up and down the floor in Game 2. They showed some heart on Sunday night after bein’ down 21 points in the third quarter to come back and win 111-108.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Without Isaiah Thomas and bein’ down 0-2 goin’ back to Cleveland boyz thought that it was goin’ to be another 44 point thrashin’ of some duns that were literally lookin’ for a place to lay down. However, Marcus Smart, startin’ in Thomas’ place, showed up with a chip on his shoulder and like the old timers used to say, “Showed his bare bottom!” Ole boy knocked down seven 3-pointers and finished with 27 points!! Avery Bradley finished with 20 points includin’ the game winner with less than 1 second remainin’!

And what happened to that Philistine? He looked terrible at the crib! After goin’ eight straight ball games with 30 plus points only one game shy of matchin’ Kareem’s nine straight set in 1970. The dun looked like someone had those five smooth stones and a sling shot pointed at him. He finished with only 11 points and 6 turnovers and he went 0 for 6 and only scored one points in the finals 18 minutes of the game. Completely unacceptable playa!!

That’s what drives boyz crazy about watchin’ LeBron at times. Sometimes his basketball I.Q. gets the best of him. He’s always lookin’ to make the right basketball play instead of just bein’ selfish enough to take over. With him always lookin’ to get his teammates involved and tryin’ to make the right play he passes up shots! That’s cool when the game isn’t on the line bruh. But when you can get buckets any kind of way you want there’s no excuse for not gettin’ them. That’s real talk!!

That’s why most cats won’t give him the nod over duns like Jordan or Kobe. They were selfish players that would shoot that joint regardless of how good or bad the shot was and that’s what boyz want to see. If they’ve gotta go down their goin’ down shootin’! And don’t get it twisted they had bad games too but at least they went out emptyin’ the clip right?

Now you’ve allowed a cat that was literally on a respirator the opportunity to breathe on his own again. They’ve at least been given a shot to play another game at the crib which is crazy seein’ how Cleveland dominated the first two games. When you’ve got a boy bleedin’ from the mouth you’ve got to finish him off.

Kyrie and Kevin Love showed up like some gangstas though. Kyrie finished with 29 points and 7 assists and Love knocked down 28 points and 10 rebounds. LeBron was terrible with 11 funky points and they only got 9 points out of the bushes! They’ll lose every night with that combination bruh. Nine points off of the bench and only 11 from that Philistine. That’s a problem.

It should be interestin’ the rest of the way and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!