Look here bruh, everybody and their baby’s momma wanted to know what the Cavs were goin’ to look like in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. Especially after they swept the Pacers and have been essentially waitin’ to see who they would be playin’ in this joint. They haven’t played since April 23rd and that’s always a concern for a boy in the playoffs. How would they respond, would they be rusty etc.?
Well playas…they jumped out of the ride and picked up where they left off with the Pacers or should I say where they left off with the Raptors. You know they ran through these same duns in the Eastern Conference Finals to get to the Finals last year. LeBron and Co. has blown these cats out in Cleveland for the fourth straight time in the playoffs. Toronto is now 1-12 in playoff openers. Wheredeydodatat? Apparently in Toronto!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It’s amazin’ what LeBron continues to do bruh. He’s essentially coachin’ the team and playin’ every position at some point durin’ the course of the game and winnin’. It’s nuts what he’s doin’! He put up 35 points, 10 rebounds and 4 assists on 41 minutes! He rarely comes out of the ball game in the first half either.
I saw a stat before Game 1 of this series that said that ole boy only needs 59 points to pass Kareem to get to second all-time in postseason scorin’ or something crazy like that. Most of you cats don’t understand the significance of that. Kareem has better career numbers across the board than ANY player in the history of the game!! And he played until he was 42 years old bruh!! LeBron is just 32 and he’s about to surpass Kareem in playoff scorin’? Are you kiddin’ me? Y’all can hate all you want but what this cat is doin’ we’ve never seen before.
So if that Philistine scored 35 last night then he’s only got 24 points to go before he passes Kareem on that list. Guess who’s No.1 on that list bruh? Jordan!! And he’s only 249 points behind him at 32 years old!!! He’s got at least 5 good years left in him bruh! Don’t think for one minute he won’t swoop that up. He’s goin’ to own darn near every record there is in the NBA by the time he finishes his career.
For all of you Jordan fanatics, y’all do realize that Mike was 36 years old before he won those 6 titles right? By the time he was 32 he’d only been to 3 Finals and won 3? Let’s always keep this foolishness in perspective.
I’ve been sayin’ it for the past six years on this very Report that he’s the greatest all-around player we’ve ever seen. It’s nuts and as long as he keep shatterin’ records every night at some point you boyz are goin’ to have to concede that I’m not the one who’s crazy.
Keep this in mind, all of the duns he’s competin’ with are retired bruh. That means that there is nothin’ they can do to affect their numbers. LeBron’s numbers will continue to grow. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!