The Jay Graves Report

Carmelo to Rockets made ABSOLUTELY no sense anyway! “Slow Your Roll”

"C'mon bruh! Y'all gotta get me outta here!"

Now that Scott Perry has taken over as the new general manager for the Knicks. The organization is in pause mode as it relates to tradin’ Carmelo to the Rockets. For whatever reason boyz aren’t tryin’ to move that dun to Houston anymore and good for them.

Phil Jackson was on something else anyway and now that there’s a new sheriff in town at least he’s tryin’ to slow the roll on foolishness. Sure, they aren’t goin’ to win with Melo but Perry doesn’t seem cray enough to give a dun away for nothin’ either. What’s he been offered for him? Whatever it is it isn’t enough?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What are the Rockets goin’ to legitimately give up to get Melo? They’ve got nothin’ else to give up bruh. They’ve already traded traded, Sam Dekker, Patrick Beverly, Lou Williams, DeAndre Liggins, Darrun Hillard, Montrezl Harrell, Kyle Wiltjer,  a top-three protected 2018 first-round pick and $661,000 for CP3. What else do they have to trade for Melo if an actual trade does takes place?

And why on earth would the Rockets want to add him to their roster? Will somebody please tell me that? Melo, CP3 and James Harden on the same team? C’mon bruh, tradin’ everybody and their baby’s momma for CP3 was crazy enough. The Beard had his best season to date playin’ the point with the rock in his hands. Now you’re bringin’ in a dun that takes the ball out of his hands? So now you’ve got two ball dominant cats on the floor at the same time?

Then you’re lookin’ at tradin’ away the rest of the team potentially to bring in the ball stopper? That makes no sense!!! Scott Perry knows that it doesn’t make sense for him to give up Melo to get nothin’ so he’s lookin’ at sittin’ down with ole boy to talk him off of the ledge.

Great move Scott Perry! That’s the best decision the dull Knicks have made since gettin’ lucky on Kristaps Porzingis. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!