The Jay Graves Report

Bucks knock off Pacers with duns comin’ out of the bushes! “Accountable”

"Yo Delly! Where did y'all get all of these extra cats from comin' out of the bushes bruh?" Photo Credit: Frank McGrath

After winnin’ a season best 7 straight games the Pacers have now dropped 3 straight on a boy! On Saturday night the dull Milwaukee Bucks, without Jabari Parker, came into Bankers Life Fieldhouse and put that thang on the blue and gold 116-100. What’s so crazy is that this win was only the Bucks third win in 15 games bruh and they did it like the Pacers stole Big Momma’s purse.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz comin’ out of the bushes for Milwaukee was the difference in the ball game. They got 55 points from that crew! Cats that the average NBA fan wouldn’t recognize if they stole their bikes came into the joint and busted the Pacers butt! Mirza Teletovic got at them for 19 points makin’ five 3-pointers in the process. Then both Malcolm Brogdon and Greg Monroe hit ‘um up for 17 apiece! They sound like a freakin’ law firm not some cats comin’ out of the bushes on the Pacers.

Obviously, the Greek Freak showed up and showed out! He finished the night with 20 points, 10 assists and 8 rebounds!

The Pacers got six 3-pointers and 23 points out of CJ Miles and both Monta Ellis and Myles Turner came through with 18 apiece. Paul George finished the night with 13.

Both teams shot the ball extremely well with Milwaukee knockin’ down darn near 48 percent of their shots from the field and nearly 55 percent from behind the arc. The Pacers on the other end nailed darn near 48 percent from the field and 46 percent from downtown. However, the Bucks only committed 6 turnovers all night while the Pacers gave the joint up 14 times!!

The Bucks also moved the ball like the Golden State Warriors on the Pacers with 28 assists bruh! Movin’ the ball that well will cause problems and that it did.

The Pacers got caught sleepin’ on a boy until they got punched in the mouth, which was the first quarter. At that point they never seemed to get their feet back underneath them. It’s the NBA playboy! You’ve got to be ready to play EVERY night. When you’ve got nobody comin’ out of the bushes and they do it’s always goin’ to be a problem. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!