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Brandon Marshall sounds like a fool tryin’ to defend Odell Beckham Jr. “Gone”

Aug 27, 2016; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham (left) and New York Jets wide receiver Brandon Marshall (right) pose for a photo after a preseason game at MetLife Stadium. The Giants won, 21-20. Mandatory Credit: Vincent Carchietta-USA TODAY Sports

George Washington Carver once said, “How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.” Edward Carpenter, the English sociologist and poet, gave it to us like this, “Where there had been only jeers or taunts at first, crowds come to listen with serious and sympathetic men.” Then the big homie, Homer, the ancient Greek poet, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, “A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.”

Well playas…the New York Jets’ Brandon Marshall needs to be “quiet” as a sympathetic friend. Ole boy tried to come to the rescue of Odell Beckham Jr. after boyz in the Giants locker room started to turn on that dun. He jumps out of the birthday cake and says this about boys talkin’ publicly about OBJ:

“They need to rally behind him and give him the support he needs and handle that stuff in-house, whether good or bad, because whether they like it or not: He’s the best player on that team. He’s the type of guy that he can play with anger, he can play with rage. That’s not a distraction for him. He doesn’t need a sports psychologist for that because he’s still going to make that magnificent, one-handed catch. The problem is it may be a distraction for his teammates. There are some things that he’s done where guys don’t want to answer the same question every single week. As far as him personally needing help, he doesn’t need help. He’s still going to produce and be the beast he is.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is the problem with givin’ EVERYBODY a microphone and the privilege to talk into it bruh! What the heck is wrong with Brandon Marshall and where did he grow up? And that’s the edited version bruh. First of all, if boyz are throwin’ OBJ under the bus they don’t want that dun anymore!!! They’re sick of his foolishness and would rather he leave. Don’t you think that they’ve already tried to keep it in-house bruh? OBJ isn’t listenin’ because he’s overly sensitive and he’s startin’ to affect the team negatively. Once a boy hollers at you and you don’t listen it’s over. Get that fool outta here!

And what game did Brandon Marshall watch on Monday? OBJ may be the best player on the team when his head is right but it ain’t right playa. Ole boy says that he can play with anger, he can play with rage and that he’s not a distraction! Has Marshall been somewhere under a rock sniffin’ glue? Beckham got rattled last week and got into a fight with the field goal net and loss!! The field goal net had that dun cryin’ in front of millions of people. Then the followin’ week he’s so messed up in the head that he only has 3 catches for 24 yards!!! What is Brandon Marshall watchin’?

Let me put it where the goats can get it. He’s a HUGE distraction to EVERYBODY includin’ himself!!! What Marshall seems not to realize is that everybody else in that locker room is gettin’ paid too. Boyz have worked their butts off to play this season too. All of the off-season trainin’ and sacrifice isn’t about to go down the tubes because one cat can’t get himself together.

I would bet that every dun in that locker room, if given a vote, would want that fool be gone. Why? Because he’s killin’ the team and he’s not bein’ productive throwin’ fits, creatin’ news and dumb questions that boyz don’t want to answer all week. He’s an ignorant distraction that NOBODY wants to deal with. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

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