The Jay Graves Report

Boyz need to stop actin’ like Tony Romo really had a decision to make! “Simple Math”

"Really bruh? Do you really think there was a decision to be made here?"

Tony Robbins once said, “It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.” Well playas…Tony Romo had to make a decision on Tuesday and the dun made the right one. The Cowboys released him and CBS offered him a job at the same time. Ole boy accepted the gig with CBS as their lead Analyst! Are you kiddin’ me? What was there to think about? They pushed long time analyst Phil Sims out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr. and kept it movin’!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Romo gets to still be involved in football without havin’ to get hit!! And you already know that they backed the truck up in his driveway and left it unlocked!!! C’mon bruh! It doesn’t get any easier than that.

I watched and listened to everybody and their baby’s momma analyze this foolishness all day Tuesday. Boyz were tryin’ to compare his career to other great quarterbacks and blahzay skip! Stop with the foolishness! The dun put up crazy numbers in the regular season and he even had better numbers than Troy Aikman some dun said, and he probably did. I can believe it.

However, when it counted Tony Romo wet the freakin’ bed!! Stop tellin’ me about how good he was because the dun only won two freakin’ playoff games in his darn career!! Stop it!! There’s an old colloquialism that says, “If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and makes a loud crashin’ noise and there’s nobody around to hear it, did it real make sound?” That’s Romo bruh!

And did I mention that the dun was always hurt? So if he were GREAT and he’s on the sideline how does that help the Cowboys or any team for that matter? So again, how difficult was the decision bruh? Wherever he would have played next year he would have been hurt 2 games in and then we’d be havin’ the same stupid conversation. Not only did CBS hire him but they gave him the best gig they’ve got. And he has no experience!!! Stop it!!

That’s like a boy gettin’ a VP of sales job without an ounce of experience in runnin’ the business. Yeah, he played football but just because he played the game doesn’t mean that he can take over analyzin’ it for a dun that’s been doin’ it for 22 years in his sleep! How do you push a boy out of the ride that’s been ridin’ for that long for a cat fresh out of a uniform? That’s crazy!!!

Look bruh, I’m not hatin’ on Romo at all. But don’t act like that dun had to really make a decision. Play and get hurt again or get the best job at the network? You do the math! Stop me when I stop lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!