Boyz in a panic to disprove Mike Greenberg’s statement about Andrew Luck wantin’ out! “Dumpster Fire”

"Well playas if you were me what would you do?" Photo: Barstool Sports

On Wednesday mornin’ Mike Greenberg from ESPN’s Mike & Mike radio show jumped out of the birthday cake butt naked foamin’ at the mouth when he said that Andrew Luck and the Colts pretty much aren’t seein’ eye to eye and that ole boy’z time in Indy could be windin’ down.

Then all of the sudden it’s like duns went into survival mode to clean this foolishness up. The big homie Bob Kravitz of WTHR-TV hollered at Andrew Luck’s agent, Will Wilson and here’s what he had to say. “Quite simply and succinctly, there’s no truth to that comment at all. Andrew did a long-term deal and he did it for a reason: He wants to be with the Colts and he’s committed to the Colts. It’s as simple as that. He looks forward to the opportunity to play when he’s ready. He wants to get out there when he’s ready, obviously. He’s just going through rehab; it’s the process he’s going through.”

Wilson also sent a statement to ESPN sayin’, “Any rumor/speculation about Andrew being disgruntled with the Colts or wanting a trade is simply not true.”

Then Greeny went on the Dan Dakich show yesterday to try to clean it up because boyz were so upset. Ole boy had this to say, “We can speculate, and that’s what I did on the air this morning, and I realize I said it more definitively than I should have, in retrospect. When I realize now how many people are taking what I said as though I was reporting ‘Andrew Luck wants to be traded,’ I felt that it’s very important that I clear that up. That if that’s the way that came out, that’s not in any way the way I intended it.”

He went on to say, “What I intended to say was that I’m hearing people talking about Luck being unhappy with the direction of the franchise and speculating that it could get so bad that it might take that next step. And the agent categorically denied it. Those are the facts.”

Well playas…let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! We can safely say that the Indianapolis Colts are a dumpster fire!! complete foolishness over on 56th street (Colts Complex)!!! When rumors and silliness like this start to happen it’s clown shoes and water spittin’ flowers for everybody.

Even if the duns never actually told anybody that Andrew Luck wanted out it doesn’t go from nothin’ all the way to Mike Greenberg tellin’ it on a national radio show bruh. His agent said exactly what he’s been paid to say. His answer was the standard answer in situations like this. However, if you were Andrew Luck would you want to risk walkin’ out on that field behind that atrocious offensive line after all of the injuries he’s sustained over the past several seasons?

C’mon bruh! Give me a break!! Andrew Luck went to Stanford! That’s means that he’s a very intelligent individual. Why on earth would he want to keep linin’ up behind that foolishness? Now I’m not sayin’ that he’s ready to dip but if he were I wouldn’t be mad at him.

Duns wouldn’t be out here speculatin’ if they were givin’ complete answers at the Colts Complex bruh. Gettin’ answers over there is like pullin’ grizzly bear’s teeth in the middle of summer. So when boyz aren’t answerin’ questions and half tellin’ you information about his injuries and his timeline for a return, that’s when you get this type of foolishness poppin’ off.

From top to bottom the joint is a mess and that’s why they’re about to be one of the worse teams in the league. Don’t just try to put this on Chuck Pagano. There’s something to be said about Bill Polian bein’ a Hall of Famer!!! The organization has been a mess since he left. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!