The Jay Graves Report

Boyz are tired of hearin’ the same ole excuses from the Colts on Sundays! “We Gotta Get Better”

Same ole song from the Colts bruh! It's gettin' old bruh! Photo: Logan Bowles/Getty Images

On Sunday the Indianapolis Colts went down to Jacksonville and got the brakes beaten off of them by the usually dull Jaguars 30-10. For just the second time since they joined the AFC South Jacksonville swept the Colts in the season series.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You know it’s bad when a boy is pullin’ trick plays on fourth down and they freakin’ work. On a fourth and seven, punter Brad Nortman hit tight end James O’Shaughnessy wide open with his darn pants down over the middle for a 29 yard gain. It was on and poppin’ from there! They couldn’t do any wrong after that.

Just like in their first meetin’ with the Colts, boyz made Blake Bortles look like darn Joe Montana. Ole boy was 26 of 35 for 309 yards and 2 touchdowns. You read that right playa, Blake Bortles!!!

The only bright spot for the Colts was Frank Gore continuin’ to move up the All-Time NFL rushin’ list. He finished the day with 13 carries for 61 yards passin’ Jerome Bettis (13,662) for sixth in the second quarter and then runnin’ pass LaDainian Tomlinson (13,684) for fifth in the third. Ole Frank is on his way to the Hall of Fame with those numbers playboy!!

Who even sticks around for the post-game presser anymore with the Colts? It’s the same ole song. “We gotta get better. That’s on me. My bad.” Classic Chuck Pagano. Just tape it and play it back every Sunday and say you went to the post-game press conference when you really didn’t. It’s a broken record at this point. Boyz are just sittin’ around waitin’ on the shoe to drop. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole Boy: noun -The person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!