Both IU and Purdue are givin’ boyz their money’s worth with these new head coaches! “Salute”

Purdue and Indiana new head coaches Jeff Brohm and Tom Allen (left to right) have boyz excited about football in the state outside of Notre Dame!!

Boyz can say what they want but both Indiana and Purdue, with brand spankin’ new head coaches are movin’ in the right direction bruh. Indiana takes No.17 Michigan to overtime at the crib and Purdue has No.7 Wisconsin in a head lock up in Madison in the rain until it just got way too much to hold on.

Both teams are .500 at this point with a 3-3 overall record and everybody and their baby’s momma are excited about what they’re doin’. Jeff Brohm has fans up in West Lafayette butt naked and foamin’ at the mouth about some football, something we haven’t seen since the Joe Tiller days!!

Tom Allen has boyz wantin’ to drive to Bloomington to see the Crimson and Cream play and it ain’t hoop season!! In my Vince Lombardi voice, “What the hell is goin’ on out here?”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! There hasn’t been this type of excitement for these two programs in a long time. So what they both loss on Saturday. They both competed like crazy and they still had there dignity on Saturday night. Flame Room anyone? Stewart Center playboy? I’m not sure if boyz are still partyin’ in those spots on each of the respective campuses there or not but that’s where they used to go down when I was there. Y’all do know that I went to both school right? Well in my Biggie voice, “If you didn’t know now you know!”

Boyz are gettin’ it in this season playin’ with some heart. This ain’t Texas or Alabama where talkin’ about bruh! This ain’t Michigan or Ohio either! This ain’t even Wisconsin or Penn State! This is Indiana!! They aren’t recruitin’ a team full of studs, full of five-star recruits!! They’re lucky to have one or two of them and they’re competin’ with the best of them right now.

Purdue went up to Camp Randall and played them like some G’s in an alley in the G! Sure, they loss 17-9 but they were on the road in one of the most hostile environments in all of college football with a brand new coach. I’ll take that all day long playa!! From Purdue? All day!!

Indiana took the Wolverines to overtime!! Give me that and a bag of Funions with some strawberry penny cookies with a extra large Dill pickle with the peppermint in the middle. You gotta be from the hood in the 1970’s and ’80’s to know what I’m sayin’ right there bruh.

Yeah, it’s turnin’ out to be an eventful season for both the Hoosiers and Boilermakers and I’m enjoyin’ coverin’ both! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) G: noun – gangsta and Gary, Indiana

 

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!