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Biggie Swanigan disses IU on his way outta Purdue! “See Ya”

Even when hoop season is over and nobody’s thinkin’ about college basketball IU get’s hit and ran. On his was out of Purdue as Caleb Swanigan officially declares for the NBA Draft he goes in one last time on the dull program down in Bloomington. Ole boy takes to his Instagram page and says in a barrage of run-on sentences that “We don’t need that fabricated bs like the school down south.” 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! As a proud IU graduate I can’t argue with the dun. The Hoosiers do an excellent job of lyin’ to boyz about how good the program is and it’s a train wreck and has been for the past 20 years, at least! I won’t rehash my thoughts on how bad the program is because I’ve written way too many Hot Joints on the subject.

On second thought I will bruh! I know that every die hard IU fan is goin’ to respond with the same ole foolishness, “We’ve got five banners hangin’ in Assembly Hall! What have you got?” Well playboy…that’s the problem! That’s the foolishness that Biggie was just sayin’. You keep livin’ on the fact that you won five titles in ancient history that mean absolutely nothin’ to a 15 year old recruit. The last time IU won a national title was 1987! Sure, they’ve won some Big Ten titles but they follow them up with embarrassin’ performances in the NCAA Tournament. And despite the five championships Purdue owns IU in overall win loss record in head to head match ups. So I wouldn’t brag too much about the Hoosiers bruh.

Sure, Archie Miller has taken over but will the “powers that be” allow him to run the program and recruit the way he wants to? That’s the real question.

But let’s get back to Biggie for a minute. Ole boy waited to the last minute to officially declare for the draft and duns around the league are sayin’ that he may only be a second round pick in June and not goin’ until the 40th pick!! Normally I would tell a boy NOT to leave school early unless they were a first round pick. Why? Because the first round has all of the guaranteed bread and it doesn’t make sense to leave school early if there are no guarantees.

However, this cat had the best year of his life and I can’t imagine him bein’ any hotter than he is right now. Even though he’s only goin’ to be a second round pick he’s gotta go. He was a double-double machine while in West Lafayette and he’ll be a great cat comin’ out of the bushes for somebody. All of the mock drafts indicate that New Orleans will be in a position to draft him with the 40th pick.

So if that’s the case he’ll be comin’ off of the bench to give Anthony Davis a breather if they decide to play him at the center position. He can also play power forward. Ole boy won’t have a problem makin’ someone’s team because he’s 6’9″ 247 lbs., can run the floor and he bang with the best of them.

Good luck homie and I’ve got respect for anybody that can call the Hoosiers out for runnin’ a bogus program. Hopefully they’ll start listenin’ to boyz that are takin’ shots at them and maybe, just maybe they’ll start doin’ things differently down in Bloomington. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

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