On Friday night the Ben Davis Giants had the Lawrence Central Bears at the crib bleedin’ from the mouth early enough to completely knock them out before Big Momma got off work. They could have cleaned up the house with no evidence of a massacre this mornin’. However, they did what they always do. Get up big and then start playin’ not to lose. They eventually won the game 66-61 but it didn’t have to be like Chinese Arithmetic to get out of the joint with a “W.”
What’s the deal bruh? They jumped all over Lawrence Central and were up by as many as 18 at one point. Then Coach James has boyz stallin’ the ball passin’ it around like we’re watchin’ the movie Hoosiers or something. The way Ben Davis had it goin’ Lawrence Central shouldn’t have even been on the floor with them in the final minutes of the game.
Jalen Windham was shootin’ the lights out of the gym and finished the night with 32 points. However, ole boy should have had finished with 50!!! He was drainin’ 3’s like the Golden State Warriors at shoot around. Couldn’t miss!!! At one point he knocked down like 4 from behind the arc in a row unless I was dreamin’. He was completely unconscious and when a boy is shootin’ like that you keep feedin’ him. What did Ben Davis do? They started holdin’ the ball and turnin’ it over. They allowed Lawrence Central to creep back into the game with a chance to win it down the stretch.
This is the reason why high school basketball NEEDS a shot clock ASAP. More importantly it’ll keep some of these coaches from trippin’ over their own shoes. No way that game should have come down to a five point game. Not at all. Not when you’ve got a dun on the floor that could hit a squirrel in the neck with with a raisin from 500 yards away. Not a chance.
Did I mention that Michigan State recruit Aaron Henry dropped 17 on a boy for good measure too? You’ve got one of the elite players in the state on the floor givin’ you 17 and Jalen’s red hot, can’t miss, and you squeak out a win at the crib after bein’ up 18 points? C’mon bruh! We need a shot clock bad in high school hoop and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!