The Jay Graves Report

Ben Davis blasts Carmel 28-10 despite four turnovers and crazy penalties! “A Win is a Win”

Ben Davis' SirZion Dance doin' work on Carmel durin' Friday night's 28-10 victory. Photo: TheJayGravesReport

The Ben Davis Giants have been beatin’ the brakes off of everybody in their path this season scorin’ no less that 40 points in a game and averagin’ darn near 50 points per game. However, on Friday night Carmel slowed a boy down and held them to 28 points but still got beat by 18 points.

Relatively speakin’, it was a respectable beatin’. Ben Davis shot itself in the foot all night with four turnovers and a field full of penalties. But give Carmel credit bruh, they showed up and played a nearly mistake free ball game.

Ben Davis scores in bunches and with quick strikes so Carmel did what any respectable team would do. They kept those duns on the sidelines for as long as they could. They ran the heck out of the football all night behind Dylan Downing. Ole boy toted the rock 32 times for 105 yards. Don’t get it twisted, Jake McDonald wasn’t just window dressin’ out there bruh. He came to play too finishin’ the night 11 of 19 for 104 yards and touchdown.

But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! As bad as Ben Davis played that still beat these duns by 18 points!!! Who turns the ball over four times, gets penalized all night and still wins a game goin’ away? Wheredeydodatat?

Bruh…Ben Davis played their worst game of the season and it still wasn’t close. Reese Taylor finished the night 22 of 29 for 309 yards and four touchdowns. If this cat doesn’t win the Mr. Football Award this year it’s highway robbery and Stevie Wonders wants his glasses back.

The Giants wide receiver corps is NUTS!!! They’re comin’ at you from all sides bruh!! It’s like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour Two gettin’ kicked in the face by several cats at the same time. Jermaine Hoskins finished the night with 4 catches for 116 yards and then the stud with the best hands in the state, Broc Thompson, completely showed his bare bottom, like my momma used to say. He had 10 catches for 136 yards and two touchdowns.

Did I mention that they didn’t play well bruh? Without the turnovers they would have put 55 up on these boyz but credit Coach Hebert and his staff for playin’ as well as they did.

I thought that they put together a masterful game plan to keep BD from gettin’ butt naked on them because it could have been bad bruh.

Coach Kirschner wasn’t too happy after the ball game but as win is a win is a win!

I can completely understand his frustration because he knows how good his team can be when they’re playin’ their best football. However, sometimes you gotta run outta the joint with the “W” even when you don’t think you played well. Survive to live another day. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!