By now everybody and their baby’s momma has seen the foolishness of Oklahoma’s Heisman Trophy candidate quarterback Baker Mayfield’s antics from Saturday. The dun literally started grabbin’ his package on the sideline while yellin’ F-You at the Kansas sideline durin’ the game! ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!!
So after the game he shows up at the post-game presser lookin’ crazy like his old man, or the coaches, or both, have just cursed him up one wall and down the other to make this stupid apology:
“I got caught up in a competitive game, a chippy game, but what I did was unacceptable. I apologize. It’s disrespectful. It’s not the example I want to set. It’s not the legacy I want to leave at OU. I truly do apologize. Thinking about the kids that are watching this now, it’s not something I want to do to the parents out there. I’m sorry.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The sad part about this foolishness is that I saw a lot of young high school football players on Twitter all day Sunday talkin’ about how much they loved what ole boy did. They were hyped that this cat completely embarrassed not only the University of Oklahoma but his darn daddy’s last name and everybody affiliated with it.
What these young cats have to understand is that you can’t just do whatever you want to do just because it feels good bruh. There are cemeteries and prisons full of young cats that acted off of pure emotion. Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh. The difference between a wild animal and a human bein’ is the ability to reason.
Baker Mayfield acted like a freakin’ wild animal on Saturday because Kansas was talkin’ trash and bein’ disrespectful. Now let’s keep it 100! Kansas needs to be kicked in their butts along with their dull coachin’ staff for allowin’ their captains to walk out on the field at the coin toss and refuse to shake the Sooners hands.
That started the foolishness right there. They were goin’ to get butt naked drug up and down the field either way but at least start off on the right foot. The sadder part of it all was that they even got somebody’s kids involved in that nonsense too when they refused to shake hands as well. The fact that it was orchestrated was ridiculous. Therefore, everybody in the Kansas football program needs to bend over and get kicked in the butt for advocatin’ that foolishness when you’ve got a terrible team in the first place. They’ve won one game!! Really bruh? You talkin’ noise with one win?
However, none of that excuses Baker Mayfield’s behavior. It was completely unacceptable!!! If I had done something like that my old man would have come out of the stands butt naked with some steel toe boots on and embarrassed me to no end. He would have givin’ me the famous words of every black old school parent that ever lived, “You wanna embarrass me? Well Ima embarrass you! You wanna show out? Well I’m bout to show out on yo butt!” And that’s the edited version.
Here’s the lesson in all of this young people. You can’t always do what makes you feel good. Life is goin’ to wear your bottom out if you operate like that. Trust me and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!