The Jay Graves Report

At some point Kevin Durant has to choose between his momma and a date!

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Everybody and their baby’s momma is talkin’ about Peyton Manning blastin’ Kevin Durant in his openin’ monologue durin’ the ESPY’s when he said, “Our gymnastics team was so dominant that Kevin Durant told me he wants to play for them next year.” It was hilarious primarily because KD tried to act all hard and not laugh.

At some point he’s gotta learn how to laugh at himself because the more he tries not to boyz will keep blastin’ him. But that’s not what I want to talk about here. What’s up with KD always hangin’ out with his momma? C’mon bruh! Momma is always the Queen and momma’s fill a big part of every man’s heart. However, at some point you gotta show up with a show stoppa your age that you’re involved with. Especially when your freakin’ 28 years old, rich and famous!!! C’mon bruh what’s the point?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! God knows how much I loved my mother, who passed away almost a year ago. But at some point as a grown man you’ve gotta pull up without yo momma!!! I know boyz saw her grab the dun by the face and tell him “you did it” on national TV after he won the NBA title.

You could tell that he was embarrassed by her grabbin’ him like he was headed off to pre-school or something but he couldn’t tell her to chill for whatever reason.

But at some point goin’ to have to. Like when LeBron told his mother to go sit yo Gluteus Maximus down when she was tryin’ to help him scrap KG. And that was the edited version. Now that was hilarious!!! And you pretty much haven’t seen very much of her since.

Then KD shows up to the ESPY’s on the Red Carpet with her without a date. What’s the point in bein’ RICH and FAMOUS if you aren’t goin’ to have a dime piece with you when you show up? Now I know women are screamin’ right now sayin’, “What’s wrong with him hangin’ out with his momma?” I say what’s wrong with him havin’ a woman on his arm and havin’ momma with him too? His mother deserves all of this experience because she raised him and provided for him. I’m just sayin’ bruh, at some point he’s goin’ to have to make a decision; a date or his momma?

How many times have we seen the single mother actin’ like their son is their boyfriend? C’mon bruh you see it all of the time. KD just happens to be famous. Can a date get in at all?

And I get that he may not want everybody up in his business but if he’s hangin’ out with somebody they’ve got to feel some type of way about a boy never showin’ up with them.

C’mon bruh, the only reason duns started playin’ sports in the first place was for the props that they got in the hood for ballin’ out. Props bring publicity, girls and respect. Let momma grab your jaws and tell you that you did it at the house, not on national TV bruh. I’m just sayin’!!!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!