The Jay Graves Report

Anthony Davis breaks Wilt’s All-Star Game scorin’ record as West wins! “Defenseless”

"Thanks fellas! I couldn't have done it without you!!"

Well playas…if you were lookin’ for boyz to run and gun all night and completely leave the word defense in their respective cities, you got it! The NBA All-Star Game has become worst than watchin’ the NFL Pro Bowl! As a matter of fact, they should have just played H.O.R.S.E.! It probably would have been more interestin’! The final score in this foolishness was 192-182 with the West walkin’ out of the joint on top.

In the mist of all of the foolishness you could tell that boyz were goin’ to set “The Brow” up for the MVP from the openin’ tip! Anthony Davis took the first shot with no hesitation and it was Chris Brown from there, “On and Poppin'” up in that joint! Ole boy finished with 52 points to swallow the MVP whole. Wilt Chamberlain’s record of 42 points had stood for more than 55 years.

“Aw yeah, this is easy real easy!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’m surprised that it has taken this long for duns NOT to play an ounce of defense for a boy to break the record. It’s almost pointless to watch this foolishness unless you’re a kid that just wants to see boyz run up and down the floor. It is amazin’ to see what that type of DNA gets you without cats playin’ defense. It’s NUTS!!!!

Kevin Durant was probably the only dun that played a complete offensive game finishin’ with the game’s only triple double. Ole boy ended the night with 21 points, 10 rebounds and 10 assists. Young Russ went NUTS on a boy droppin’ off 41 points in 20 minutes to Big Momma’s house. LeBron finished the night with 23 points to become the first player in NBA history to eclipse 300 points in an All-Star career.

I tell boyz all of the time that if you wanna know how much of a superstar you really show up to a spot where all of the superstars hang out. You’ll figure out real quick how much star power you really have.

It didn’t take long for Paul George to figure out that he isn’t the dun he thought he was. Sure, he’s a 4-time NBA All-Star but he’s not a superstar!! Why? Because the dun was like an extra in a Fast and Furious movie. If you weren’t lookin’ for him you wouldn’t have seen him. He was like the ambulance driver checkin’ his phone at the stop light. He finished with 12 measly points in a game where virtually illegal to play defense.

So please Indiana fans, stop tellin’ me that Paul George is a superstar/franchise player! He’s a dun that can hoop but he’s not a cat you can build a team around and become a winner. Why? Because he’s just a nice guy that can’t run with the big dawgs.

All of the alpha males showed up in the All-Star game bruh! They were the duns that were gonna shoot and take over no matter what. Why? Because they know that they’re the NBA’s superstars. It was the same names with no surprises!!! LeBron, KD, Steph, Young Russ, AD, The Greek Freak, Kyrie etc. You weren’t goin’ to hear the name Paul George all night playa. Stop it!

Now that the NBA All-Star festivities are over boyz can chill until the end of the week. I hope that the rest of the NBA season is as fun as the first leg of this foolishness. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) On and Poppin’: noun – R&B song performed by Chris Brown.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!